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Show I It is now Scuttle's turn to get chesty. Brazilflias cot licr warships back, but at what a price! To the very last, Doctor C'rippcn declared de-clared his innocence; but there have becu others. . But if the English Suffragettes cot the franchise, it is to be hoped that .they will not' use it as recklessly as they do their fists. Evidently those who hav'o been hoping hop-ing for a cold snap must hav'o gpl ,the big end -of- tbo wishbone out of the , Thanksgiving" turkey. Anyway, the determination not (o permit Undo Joe 'Caution to lead the minority is strictly -in lino -with his de-biro de-biro to have all or none. I While news of thoin was instantly flashed to us by wire, those lowo7 food prices themselves seem to be coin-f coin-f iug on donkc- back. Xow York Episcopal bishop advises all ministers to form and join a union Urcat Scot! Does that mean an advanea alfco in spiritual food prices'.' Wc are informed that Logan is. trying try-ing to 'break the grip of the coiil trust; and thut is more than it dares attempt lo do with the grip of the hiorarchs. Cc-nnie Muck, the famous baseball muHQger, has been accorded an fjudienco by the Pope. Wonder how the lidiuga will bo received at-Oyster Bin? Emiicror" William still believes in his divinti rigV. to rule. No wonder our competing bogifb prophet has been unable un-able to gain much of a foothold in Germany. Ger-many. Lord Fisher, English admiral, says that he likes our American girls; upon which, of course, our girls will attribute to the admiral possession .of., an exquisitely ex-quisitely fine hitstti. . ' ' ' "Bonds -..-III be oasyUo' float, wo are told by a news li'eading;: but you musn't run away with (lip idea that any JMllI u Ml'i f T-iit. ...I., t . I '.I Ml 1. ' ccptcd as collateral. ... Nu one desires to witness hunger iu any quarter, but-the fact that Ihc lambs aro keeping out of tho way of the wolves of Wall street inspires' no par-tic.ilar par-tic.ilar public regret'.1 H- I'oarlB. it'is announced, are; to bo much cheaper, since they have hit upon-a upon-a luceessful process of manufacturing, them; but, e,ven at tlmt, it.wi!l be i'olly; to cast them before swine. Down iu tho Third trard. though, the Hj opposition to -air, NTcwmau should come to an immediate realization of thq fact Hj that the thi'ngNcwniairmost desires is to see the opposing forces-divided. Mr, Otto If, Jvnhn saya that the Pa-cific Pa-cific -coast Is 'in need of laborers. Tho "information', however, "will bring small comfort to the uneinployed of the At.-laniie At.-laniie coast wbovJack the r.umll item of car fare. - ' At.Washirigf.ou there are women uuur-crs uuur-crs who nrn'tlnving out of competition men cuguged in similar business. t3t 1' at .,iiustcad . of going to sco 'UnWiuihingtoniaus pay visilts itu " AtinticVand then ante. 1't JujS been decided by an arbitra-t arbitra-t tiou couiiilittec tliat'a HL Louidgirl who desired 'to Urouk off an engagement -UnuJit rcturu'the presents given to -her by her former lovor. At that rate, tvo judge that the young man's heart is not the only one that iii broken. |
