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Show I i 1 i Will they call if. . tho water-wagon I ' party? l Can't you hear the Democratic don-I' don-I' key's "hee-haw?" ! With the National Democracy it i would seem to be now or never, j Election results in the State of Maine would indicate that something has i t started. i ji ,And now it looks as if there ought j to be a committee to investigate the l, . Ballinger committee. , "While the Democracy is by no means a new broom, it has certainly done some clean sweeping in Maine. Count that da3' lost whose low-de-1 Econding sun sees not tho morning "Mouth"- take back another one. I , Nevertheless, it wouldn't surprise the country a little bit if that was the beginning be-ginning of a big political landslide. . H Mr. Roosevelt really intends to J create a new party for himself he will if; undoubtedly find plenty of help and f j need it, too. ' And if that Maine result follows one !., Hoosevclf. speech-making tour, what j- ! would happen if the Colonel should I ( , make another? ' I 1 ' Announcement is made by the morn-i morn-i . ing church organ that it is going to ad-l( ad-l( ' vcrtiso and boost for Utah. It is high . time that it began, j T. , ! f; The Federation of Labor has decided that present liquor laws arc amply J strong. So are many of the beverages : with which those laws deal. I - . tl By what right does Joseph V. Smith J 1 permit the excommunication of men who i1' are only guilty of offenses similar to i '', those committed by himb'elf ? , But members of the State Land Board ' ( should bear in mind tho fact that their ,i positions should be treated as public I .trusts and not as private snaps. Mr.' Fred A. Baker says that in a ' lj hundred years the -Indians will prac-'" prac-'" ticully be an extinct race. Which is M i only one more evidence that the Book Ml f of Mormon is a fake, jl'i' Uncle Jesse Knight declares that he will not finance the Democratic party, -Ilis financial success so far indicates that, ho has not been in the hnbit of undertaking losing propositions. 11' 'From the present outlook it appears HU;i that tho local Democracy is going to Hjfl.-j stand on a State-wide plank; but even Hj M at tl,at tliere v'ill undoubtedly be many of its members who will fall off. k ' "i ' j jfi' Judge Alton B. Parker says 'that Hh'lj Teddy is dreaming of a pcrmaiient HfvV" presidency of the United StutcB. But HH'j'l I'liat to Mr. Roosevelt is merely a dream 11'''' i: B to other politicians a veritable night- Hriji' niare. Hupff Elder Charles Woolfenden of Beaver - "nE been excommunicated as a new po- HKjf lygumist;- and yet the Doseret News M; , calls The Tribune's exposures of such 'jjjjjH cases "snnndalous atorios" of whiuh it -. ' will take no notice. mHK ' ! A'postlc-Schator Heed Smoot will Hi" certainly be able to say that as tem- Kjl lj j porary chairman of tho coming church H;jj Republican convention lie will guide Hllilt' that gathering by inspiration. Jnsch j p ' w soo thai- he is properly inspired. Ea'(' 'm tlG election rcsijlts in t ? Maine did not affect the stock market in the least; but that will not prevent Republican speakers prophesying that if the country goes Democratic it will also go to tho domniti u .bow-wows. |