Salt Lake Tribune | 1908-07-12 | Page 6 | Local News

'6 6 ; jig I Boost! This means you! -M n '? -Forty-sis stars in the ilae now. hj -The straw hat is at least rood io talk ' vnJ .through. ' u V; .- jj' jU .Tudcc Parker has discreetly climbed j j ( into the band wagon, riij; Sometimes, though, it is difficult to jt.'j make a close friend loosen up. 5 jy lii 1' 1 fl . Anyway, Mr. Taft can claim that he . i'i has the bulge on the others. If ) Walking to the right is an evidence 1 1 of - possession of good manners. l' ' , Open your eyes and look about, and J you-can never oppose the bonds. 'f r If you are goinjr to snore at all, 'j f avoid the piccolo-trombone combination. ' ' f . Nevertheless it is foolish to strain j je ilt the bond yuat and swallow the tax camel. . On the other hand, the safc-crackcr" ricver advertises uny of his grand o)on- I'I S. Bon't let Salt Lake fall behind other y cities. Vote the bonds and watch the j town grow. X ft i . - - . (' ' Political leaders may sound the key- ( I ' note, but they often discover that their j! S Biipporters easily get off pitch. ' Saturday's Herald gives proof of the v fact that sometimes an editor has honor 3 ' save in his ow:i paper's cartoon, j ..e a mlin would be considered 1 1' consistent and broad-minded, he will I j agree with his wife in all things. M. Bryan declares that the man who , is right is bound to win and ho has . ij-j no doubt in his own mind that he is i right. i ; Jt may be too bad to do it, but do V you remember all those nice, cool showers' show-ers' you were scolding about a short I time ago? I However, does the Indianapolis News " anticipate that 'November election, re- l ; I turns will establish "the survival of J tho fattest?" r , f'Let another man praise thee, and I j not thine own 111011111," says the pro-! pro-! j ' verb. Which is respectfully referred to ; j 3 Apostle Smoot. f t . j i With respect to the gubernatorial t ' fruit, Mr.' Cutler is prepared to inform t.fte othel- ambitious gentlemen that f i there isn't to be anv core. ' j . What between the Merry Widow hat j aad the French heel, one naturally gets j an impression thut in modern feminiu- Mj j ity there is much topheaviness. M- J; j . And it may -be that the Dcseret News 'has lost faith in tho promises of all Sj mankind, knowing so much concerning M L luu pledge-breaking of its masters, Jjfl'l , .Tlon. David B. Hill now denies that HlI. lip said the Democratic party was doacl. HSJ 0 that the spirit of tho Denver con- Bttrfi vchtioi) must have reached out afar. H1.C sA i A Certainly, our prophets believe in self- B m , sacrifice ou the part of others; because K! , keir great modesty prevents a desire jw )h to be continually pointing to themselves K U j as.-examplos in righteousness. B-Vj ' tTh,cv sa' that in time of battlo.the I:. T- ' " army bands (ill the soldiers with fight- f v . ' ,-K spirit; and it may be said that off Wt- 1 j the battlefield the performances of some of tho bands similarly inspire tho clv-ilan. clv-ilan. . .