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Show ife$j Lest wo forgot: "Who got that iorty- '' three thousand dollars? ji -Kani your neighbor's sratitv.de by rjj booHtintr. lie snr, first-, that j-ou are right: -and prjl Hicn don't tel! the President, tan "- word to tlrp wise is sufficient" n II to cause them to walk to the right.. Our ecclesiastical conspirators walk jd as if the earth were full of deep pits. ;:. . . ""frcnig kicked by a mule is not ncces-?aril.y ncces-?aril.y reOejviug a hint from, headquar- tcrs- if' . - Patriotism ajid layalty are not proved j. jl by word pf month; buL-b' practice iu ; daily life.'. . " K - . From the looks of .things, Senator I" i Knox will be obliged to. content himself t ' . with tho booby prize. V.i ... 1 ' Some meii could bo consistently eom-'pared eom-'pared with Abe Lincoln if onlj' inlini- ff . .lives could be called rails, t? 't'i M.,' ' Politicians, though, discover that' a.' ; nianj" times the beo escapes from the i bonnet and impinges itsolf .nponv the i ft', nock. 1 l f It costs leas to keep an automobile in repair than it does to perform aliimi- L'i lar service for some men's reputa- ! v, . tious. f . .Former Secretary Shaw denies that he has authorized anybody to use his name us a possible candidate. What a relief to Mr. Tnft! Even if it docs look as though it were , abuut lime- to. grab l.ho hoc and the rake, hot tor keep the snow shovel with-iu' with-iu' handy reach. By this time Mr. Hanson is able to produce a fairly presentable dissertation disserta-tion upon tho exquisite delicacies of a , left-handed lemon.. King Edward, say.s a London correspondent, corre-spondent, never wears a nightcap. Couldn't, be expected to, any more than one can have his cake and cat it. Jlowpvor, the limit that some people v would like to ace put upon the speed ; " of automobiles would fit these vehicle! for nothing but funeral processions. " What do you think of this?" asks , the Desoret News, in an editorial heud- v ..ing. If you have reference to the despicable de-spicable Tanner, there should be uni-' uni-' form and emphatic answers. Wullic McWhirtcr 3ays, "Wo have no plains for the future." If he would ; give ear' to the advice of the County Attqrncy and '.the Sheriff, he would take u long,' long journey. Tsow, 'if" Denver would fix herself in the. affections of. tho whole country, she -ill place a- little ball-bearing arrange- J 1 wont, under that afsaHsiu and start him ' tlowu an incline with a rope at the bottom. bot-tom. ' . For some time tho District Commis- f lionors at Wasliington have had under i j tonsidi-ratior. a cat tax-bill; but the 5 t abjirc has boca dropped for the prcs- ' mm. TlfJT poor feline -.ought to have a ; 4 il-o'w for its alley. An Indiana womaji has been di-? di-? rprc'cd from eight husbands, and pro-i4 pro-i4 ioses to keep on nianying until she Inds her, afliuity. Having already- :ore- I ated a donblo quartette, sho should soon have organized a .whole anvil chorus. |