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Show temperature Is little abovo 5 requires re-quires considerable course, but iveral dozen Salt Lakers are .non the beach at Saltair most ternoon. Tho Great Salt lake flrovr in popularity, however, from . until the middle o the eum-Ktnd eum-Ktnd the delights of a saline bath go trell understood that many Salt L find It dimcult to wait until the Sekes the chill out of the water. tcIH mark a particularly lntcr- ffSeriS m So history of the local Laying the corners one to ; irift on tho corner of First 2 Ad 6ten8t?eelB-wlU bo wit-'! wit-'! & by hundreds roan of flesh and blood can forc-i forc-i faSh any decree of accuracy the I SJfior Salt Lake City during Feb-1 Feb-1 Kirchand April." At least that l'Snent of an old resident. He sBTthBt tho weather observer makes a WM Se3 very often, but there are !l?rr5rs In the forecasts. This Is reflection on the bureau but an 3 enw of the unusual conditions that j ?S met in preparing a forecast. Wounding mountains aro so elt-I elt-I that tho lower curronts of air aro I ncntly diverted from accustomed ? &. and ihe unexpected countering ' kTcnrrcnts interfere with all of the ,ji Zry rules. And thero aro no two ti,! ters alike. t t , nature has a rule of compensation, Jli 'should be a delightful month. April g ,W spotted jth Uie passing of the months with y the oyster is supposed to go out of commission, but the fat, swollen ones will yet bo subject to call. Since the noclety favorite, out in California Cal-ifornia turned bandit, possible all 'of the mysterious hold-ups of tho winter will bo ungenerously laid at his door. Probably the reason tho Treasury officials of-ficials will not express an opinion as to how long It will be until the new post-offlco post-offlco building will bo completed, Is that they cannot make a long-dlstanco guess. Several Increases m tho number of saloons are booked for tho near future. There Is at least one good to come from this a more thorough distribution of tho police force during working hours. Al Fields will retire, somp one has said, With tho close of this season. In this case it Is presumed that some of his Jokes will also be retired. Just what tho graft is in advertising "ranch eggs" ns any better than eggs laid elsewhere than on a ranch, is hard to guess,, but the signs before gaskets and boxes and crates of nice looking eggs can be seen at tho market stores all over the city. And speaking of egi$3 reminds me of a statement recently made by a dealer to a newspaper man. He Insisted that ho could tell by the appearance of tho egg whether It would produce a rooster or a hen. "Tho small end of an egg," said he, "Is either as smooth as a marblo or it Is wrinkled Uko an old maid. But tho wrinkle has no indication of age. The wrinkled end simply tells that the egg, if hatched, will produce a rooster. The smooth-ended egg will hatch is. hen. Thero is no possible difference In the taste of the eggs." If you are skeptical mark your egg3 the next time old "speckle" wants to set. Then tie a dainty ribbon around tho chick. You'll be able to tell the difference when crowing time comes. v With all of its claims that its machines ma-chines prevent men from becoming dishonest, dis-honest, tho National Cash Register company has ..permitted It to leak out that ono of .ho company's cashiers has boon discovered $1000 phort in his accounts. ac-counts. o There Is a story going the rounds that a Salt Lake wife left her husband because be-cause he would not slap his neighbor's wife,, whom the deserter said had Insulted In-sulted her. Tho circumstance is mentioned men-tioned as a suggestion to young men who may bo writing a marriage contract con-tract Little thinks Uko these should be covered. Since it Is said that whisky produces typhoid fever, many a family doctor is asked if the disease is very painful. Salt Lake womfen, a3 a rule, have ruddy cheeks. Not all of them do, for. some are not looking for such evidences of good health, and others are not willing will-ing to work for such results. Some one has observed that Salt Lake women are given to much walking. The unusually long blocks and the many rambling placessklrtlng the city make walking both a necessity and a convenient pleasure. The warm days entice hundreds hun-dreds up the hillsides and onto the mountains, and hundreds moro walk long distances up City Creek canyon, which la Indeed a genuine spring-time pleasure. |