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Show SPJCE. "WIgg BJonea does everythlnir it ?f power' to make hla wife happy u V Wa,fgs Yes: he oven argues Tlth v..' '-I Philadelphia Record. 1Ul ii JjJ u ",I7.cr,wIs.lx t0 l00k at fomo-r-4 hair." said tho embarrassed youn? IiiTv "Very well, uilssr 'rejoined the dfrJ matlo salesman. "What 3hado dots friend wl3h?"Chlcago News O0M . . J, Nodd-I may bo detained at ti tm.l tonight. vu', Mrs. Nbdd-Then in caso I want to bi ' you up over the telephone, what u nil number of your club? Town and Coaati- " ti They wero rchearclng their porta fci, amateur drama. -"Oh, I beg your pardon," sild HeW looking at tho book again. "I klad t at tho wrong place." -ti "Isn't that too bad!" exclaimed ciV "Now wo'll have to do it all over in"i -Chicago Tribuno. H "How much Is slate?" asked uw cadiM mer. 'j "Why, wo're not quoting It," replWiij: coal dealer In surprise. " ;j "Possibly not," roturnciTthe cmtoaJll "but I noticed you'ro selling It'-ChbS'lJ Post. M Mrs. Skcmer Willie's teacher sits J.I He never got3 his arithmetic sum3 rlgLtiifll' all. s ,Ml Mr. Skcmer Mcbbe It'll be nil for CjH best. Ho may turn out to bo an eip-'tt short-change artlsu Philadelphia Pfta'iffj |