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Show H' It is about time to hear or a new H strike at tho mines at Port Arthur. H Russia want a revenge, but those un- H accommodating Japs will not let It sot . B j It being the first of May, a goodjnany H j people will today move down Co tho H bn" Ground. H St Louis is now prepared to extend J Hi 1 a warm, heartfelt welcome to all comers H ' 1 and their money. H Owners of moving' vans arc now ready H ! to tell you of something- that Is cheaper H 1 j than paying rent. H Wo cannot expect to bear much moro H ! talk about new sidewalks now, until wc H j set some moro mud. H Aspiring- Democrats would hato to B think the Republicans so selfish as to W take all the Judgeships in this district Hi H SVill Farmingion appreciate the big H advertisement its superior advantages as a marriage resort have been given? H 1 1 j Possibly, the Hon. 'Quil Nebeker ln- H 1 , tends to ask bis party to please excuse P ; him from running for Govornor until Pl . j j K One of, the inevitable results of tho Hj testimony of Judge Powers will bo tho H purchase by Uie Judge of a new scrap- I book. I iii 1 : I That town in Connecticut whero no I one can be found to take tho ofllce of j, p J postmaster is evidently without a Dera-' Dera-' ! ocrat. Prof. Clark is now convinced that the teachers should blame Uie press for '( i anything mean he may have said about them. ' However, that enormous flow of nat-h nat-h ural gasi at? Brigham City can hope to r lemain unrivaled only until tho cam-' cam-' 1 paign Is opened. j While at Logan, the Hon. Sam Thur-I Thur-I man attended a ball game, being anx- ( ioup, very likely, to learn how to make ji 1 a successful run. Some good people tvIH note with re-'-I gret that the hours for tho V. M. C. A. j corner-stone exercises and for the ball game today are the same.. Anyway, the Utah Democracy will al-I al-I ways oustkin the Kansas City platform, having solemnly promised never to j abandon the causd'of silver. ! j Methodist strangers hero today on j their way to their general conference . should understand that Salt Lake is al-, al-, 5 ways glad to see conference visitors. 1 ' If Mr. Koylanco finds that his party I 1b not going1 to forco on him its nomlna-i nomlna-i I tlon for Governor, he will be expected I 1 to rival his bees In being busy, trying to get it j When ApoBtle Taylor spoko so ro-1 ro-1 provlngly to tho choir girls,, he may I baVo bc-en provoked becauso they were ( , not picking out good married. men and . J marrying1 them. 1 i ' H j Perhnp3 Judgo Powers wiil jiot be H: I polite enough to accept the' Democratic j1 nomination for Congress Just for the purpose of enabling certain persons to H 1 get even with him. H'1 Almost any Democratic candidate for H, Judge would admit, though, that Re- H. 1 publicans bad the right Spirit, If they Hj ,'' only indorsed one Democrat, provided Hk ' they selected the right one. Hj' 0n the theory that everything Is fair Hj 1 in war, Eastern Democrats doubtlesa H' think it would bo ail right to play tho Hjlj 1 tr,ck on tne Republican party' of drlv- , int? Bryan over to'its'support '1 ,) It is to be hoped that tho effort to , jj adjust the freight rates so as to give Hjj , the Jobbing tradp of this city a fair j chance, may be successful. There is a H! !, serious question Involved in the mat- 1 ter which means much for Salt Lake; H' '1 and it is to bo hoped that -Uie railroads M. 1 may bo induced to grant to Salt Lalco ' at least something approaching the rales given terminal points;' meaning thereby not technical points and raten, but actual, such, for instanco as St. Louis or San Francisco enjoy. In that case, Salt Lake City would quickly become be-come the great Jobbing emporium for the mountain country, nnd tho roads w.ould tfet their advantago In It, by increased in-creased business, and the added transportation trans-portation which a great metropolitan city here would supplj'. |
