Show BITS OF COLOR 0 THE EMPTY ROOM By custom In a land acroBs the seas That for HueccBslvo centuries was kept They the lucked keys tho doors and throw away In perfumed rooms where lovely queens had slept Goodbye old love I havo your memories drep Wllhln IL room Ive sealed down In my heart Where sacred love at limes would go to crel tm 10 sloop Its wounded dying S cruel t Is the smart S A RII3KOASTISR The Skeleton Publishing companv has bron Incorporated ut Provo It IH rumored ru-mored that I they didnt make any bones about It Lhou I 0 S O 5 AN OLD QVKSTION I told my love In language grand and sweet T told her everything that should endear Whllo humbly kneeling at her tiny foot I And Mho replied Wako up old man look here I Now Just a little good hot air will do But lr1e sIr bo a little more discreet I How to many maidens have you aald that H n ff ITS A WISE FATHER Charlie said the Imps mother1 to tho said Imps father I ought to put omo Mowers In the Imps cast window It Is l a lovely place what would you suggest for the boy9 The devoted father looed up then I a iceiai Unlit eamo In hi eves as ho drawled My dear dont you think you cnn pet some morning glories or four oclocksT But such things arc liable to happen In the best regulated families when we arc 21 I S S A TIMELY TIP It Is hard to find a paper In thee great United States That doesnt have the pictures of Its favorite candidates And whether its McKInley with our Teddy bravo and true Or whether Bryans fuce appears with Stevenson In view I makes no difference where It Ig I In all the mighty land ThC point that thev would Illustrate is that their heroes stand On the front porch Oh listen to gain all renown ye candidates who wish In tho Nation or It city or a county or 11 town Theres a rule you must adhere to IC 1 0 elected you would be It l best to learn it early then youll 1 run successfully Now grasp this Information while you have It here at hand Just havo your picture taken but uo careful sir and stand 0 On your front porch Theres a famous porch at Canton and another In the est And the people next November will tell which they like tho best The men are secondary hut the woodwork wood-work makes a hit Thru Ir l underneath the candidates whereon they stand or sil Now politicians take the tip while It is near at hand Ju rear your pictures taken but be careful sirs and stand On your front porch WHATS BRED IN THE BONE Nearly every man thinks he is a gcnlous hut that his enemies arc keeping him buck Naturally nloony should bo the first recommendation for n chaperon Its a good thIngt men do not dress like pood theyd grayheaded women because gel Jrayhcade wondering which skirt went on first u ITO I-TO Sweetheart I want you dear for mine nil mine I ifnc To hold you and to breath your soft 0 warm breath 1 love you I dear If lovo I can doflno I love you and I want you unlll death I love the tenderness In those gray eye1 The tangled hair all woven with the iight Tho pulsing brcat that trembles with your sighs The rounded arms and little hands so white I want you lIttle girl forever near I want to fool tho thrill In your warm kiss I want you to be mine nil mine you dear You shall not give another one my hhIs I shal another GOODWiN |