| Show THE LIMIT IN TRUSTS Kind fate has deferred it I a long time the unsuspecting have been spared In mercy mere but the blow has fallen falen A boarding house trust has been organ organized organized in West Springfield Mass and it itis I Itin is in 11 only a matter mater of months a year ear or two at the utmost utmost before the epidemic will wi spread and the octopus will wi be lit literally lt emIly erly in the tha midst of ot alt all al us Like every ever other great idea it I Is so simple that folks marvel marel It I was wa not conceived before With trusts trust ruling the continent from birth to death with wih trusts In baby foods trusts in cloth clothIng coth clothing Ing in school books bok In meat trusts in groceries hen trusts cracker trusts clear down to a mans death when the coffin trust gets his estate with all aU these examples It Is a wonder that the landladies who deal with wih mans most i vital vial want have not combined ere this Sow Now ow the notion has struck them noton and soon the Amalgamated Boarding House Food Supply Corporation Limited or the United association association tion ton will wl loom large upon the horizon Picture the sad sa fate of ot the bachelor these days das with wih such an organization in prospect Dare he kick about the case ce eggs for breakfast or suggest that he prefers parched corn to chicory in his coffee Has he any earthly show for peace and comfort If he objects object to meeting the same turkey five days in succession under a different alias ala every everyday ever everyday day Inexorable as a death and taxes stand standing standIng ing lug with wih uplifted at the end of ot every lane In lifes Utes weary wear trav tray travels travels els the te Amalgamated Boarding House rood food Food Supply Company Limited con confronts confronts fronts the hapless bachelor Here in inthe Inthe the th wild wid and woolly wooly some small smal re spite spie awaits await him because the boarding boardinghouse boardinghouse I house trust Is I yet et unknown but he might as a well wel prepare to meet the sit situation si situation Of Ot course cours In such a a grave gae emergency only one escape offers he can get mar married married ried ned if any ay girl will wi have him when he comes to her only as a alast alast alast last resort If I she accepts him In spite spie of his record and knowing that she Is the alternative of a trust then Indeed may he count himself himsel fortunate His board bord wilt will wi probably cost more than it I would with lh the trust he will for a atme time at least have to make the kitch kitchen en fire fre In the morning and he will wi find that matrimony Is not without Its Is re responsibilities responsibilities but he will wi have the happy happ consciousness of ot liberty to cook his own breakfast If he doe nt like what he Is getting he will wi learn lear a heap about the difficulty of keeping house without case cae eggs In winter eventually he will wi even meet the same turkey turley on successive days and smile smie when his old friend frend comes on the table He will wi be a slave it Is la true but a willing cheerful slave because Instead of ot being oppressed by a heartless trust trust he will wi have hae a little trust of his own and draw all al the dividends countless blessed dividends |
