Salt Lake Herald | 1907-10-20 | Page 6 | On the Side

i I ON THE SIDE SIDEBy r i By WEX ONES JONES 11 The University of coach wUl have none but vegetarians on the tA team Seam this year ear earI I I THE HE elephant eats leaves and grass the hippo does the same 1 And both the beasts are mighty chaps though very meek and tame The elephant can take a tree and smash it like a twig The hippo hipp can engulf a boat and river at one swig But do not think a diet composed of leaves and ha hay Y Will ViII make mace 1 you like these monsters they are simply built that way i iI I h hI I II I r I tI J II t J I THE HE whale who looms so large and long Ion g upon the vasty deep I I 1 Eats dinky little fishes he surprises when asleep And the whale can part the water waters as a swallow parts the air airs i And with a dozen boats in tow through foaming billows tear But dont chase little fishes to emulate the whale i Its not his grub that makes him fast but his whopping flukes and ad a to tail d I Ii Q O 1 7 0 e e ei i non i i p 0 I i THE HE goat who roams the suburbs will never peak and pine So long as papers wire and cans remain for him to dine i And when he backs and comes again his levelled low 1 No locomotive ever ran could hit so tough a blow But dont eat wire and cans and things to help you buck the e line The go goat he butts bu so mightily because of 01 his design II III I b aA L r I i