Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1907-10-20 | Page 6 | The Essays of Little Bobbie

THE ESSAYS OF l l I LITTLE BOBBIE I IBy By W F KIRK Servants Is the with walks malks the A TS the morning In Jn yer home borne SERVANTS S beds In In the afternoon at nt the hotel Sum sum servants know too much to 10 walk maik beds b so I when you ou them you thay they cook things them have to be bedont imade dont git up so 50 the beds I made Thare are arc lots of at different kinds of at ser servants chambermaids but butlers cooks rants such as ns lers lens hall hail boys i elevator boys then thore tha are arv grate servants such as prest the men dents senators janitors which runs the bars of at our grate rate nashua Other servants Is school I teething tee ching I jit git it ten dollars Sill 10 a n week for tor little boys to grow up git ten dollars j I 10 a n My y nether Is a vary brite young lady Indy she me one ono lay Jay Bee good work Rork hard bard sum slim day yu will wUl be as smart as me 1 I her ber If i f was ever as smart as her I 1 would newer newer be a school but 1 t would be a like Pa he be says the tho between a I and a the i I teethes the young Idea how to shoot and a teacher the young Idea how to keep keep from shooting use a blackjack In Instead Instead Instead I stead Other Oer grate servants was the boys In blue rich ich marched away to lite for tor t thare a I native land many that marched away to git never returned many that returned to git never marched I away the only kind kin of at a servant an I would ride ell like I Ito I to be Is a elevator boy to s so 1 can ride all aU I 1 I want to git tips from the p In the house hOWle or else 1 I would be a n waiter wilter we ter or maybe 1 a barber jest so 1 I git the munny moony Another kind of at servant Is my Ma MR 1 I I heard her tell Pa one ne nit e when thay was a I scrapping You call caU ca Il mo yure F Fam wife abut but Ia I Iam J Jam am not half halt so much yure Jure wife wite as 1 t Am I yure servant Pa sed If It you was wag my servant errant 1 r would fire you rou nil all BOBBIE