| Show A Diary far farBy By WEX VEX JONES Boss in Is an awful temper mO m today toda ir It Ire getting a 11 terrible Job to make matches match I for tor him i hue have thought a blooming bishop would be any good at tennis and andI I 1 here he be goes coel and I beats the Boss Im getting nervous now DOW about tills the fat tilt Jap Japanese anese person peron who says hes bes he g a wrestler Ha Ise look fit At for tor fore a gruelling contest but after this bishop affair Im leary of ut all of them However the Japanese are sup supposed supposed I Ilet posed to be b polite so will wUl let the Boss Boas no win anyway I guess If It he ha Ill lose my job for lor sure TUESDAY had three snakes in inthe Inthe Inthe the house houte today and I got ot Into another row rowill as if It I could go his hia pockets every fire minutes I noticed some lome of at these people seemed relieved when I told them the snakes were real Seems I should have haTe taken the blame for tor that cocktail by the way Wat but I 1 bring myself to admit ever ordering a cock tall with with a cherry la is It Hermit Kermit has a ft abear abear bear eight frogs trog J a lizard four lour snails three bull pups and a goat that are going gain to make trouble at some Cabinet meeting It If there are any more I feel teel sure But what can I do dot I cant take tate the animals away awn as AI the young must study nature W WEDNESDAY loung Yorty Forty army officers try to trying trying ing to get me to beg off 01 for them Glem on the I mlle ride the Boss has ordered for them N Not t much I wont I like ilke to see loe loeI 1 I I r HeM some lame one else get it tt in the neck or other otherwise wise once In a n while THURSDAY Got Into Int another row to today today today day Appears speech No 45 leaked Later Another fuss lus because speech No Nor r 41 did not leak and end thereby failed tailed to create much of ot a rumpus I FRIDAY Shipped a n carload of ot wild hogs to the canebrakes today Going to be beI I I good sport for tor one chasing around there as asi i I I bate wild 10 and dont see lee why I II I i should hould be b c ceu shooting e o at them anyway I 1 Ii i suppose eu pose all the blame will be mine if It the I critters critters are not wild enough Well Ive done all I 1 could tied a 11 lard pall pail to everyone every everI everyone one of at them I SATURDAY Puss because Tarts Taffs get getting getting ting in the papers again now How can I help it unless I go out and cut all the cables There wont be much from Siberia how however however however ever end that will help some lome To Tomor Tomorrows mor morrows row rows Sunday thank goodness After Atter writing writ writing ing three or four hundred letters saying I Iwai Iwas Will was to blame I will nave have ave the rest ol ot the tbs Jay day free tree |
