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Show I.KLIGS. The Swiss pre.-s Inuuibens -oU newspapers. news-papers. TieJteUtu'.tha io3ui.;uration ball will be i). New York iwiuk women get four cent i'jr pantci. luwa is to have a female suffrage orau uader the title of Twie a S J-'k. A bla.-k nian with a white wife is one of the hired attractions of ludianap-olw. ludianap-olw. A Savannah .uall bi.y, with a blinR, lias bueeeeded in killing an inoffensive ueio. Coitus thinks that tbe bluest check ho ever got m his life was that $1,-U0 cheek. ; KobioH ate bin;iux in Dubuque, but they are in caneu haDioif over red hot glove b. A contemporary chronicles a Connecticut Connec-ticut Jndy's celebration ot her "tin divorce." di-vorce." Tho leaders of London society ar I Raid to havo become attached to blaelt silk hose. Kansas city has put on mourning since Pomeroy threatens to make it hts future home. Sandwich, 111., expects its mayor to fi:d himself in bread and butler on a salary of $j per annum. Georgia records the abstemious example ex-ample of an octoirenarian who has not tasted water lor sixty years. At Milwaukee lust week fourteen couples oommenocd cyphering on the problem or ono trom two leaves throe." The Wyoming female justices of the peace insist on rmug their feet on hut brieks and Mlliug with their bon-nelH bon-nelH on. St. l'nul warmed up one spot in its midat last week, but it cost $25,0UU, and compelled Hevoral merehnnls to suspend trade. A pretty pet dog of Milwaukee wont mad on Friday, but was cured with lead in the lump administered through a hole in tho aide. John Stark, of Oshkosh, has sued a citizen of that town for ruing in a public pub-lic rneetiog and called out, "Where iB demi-John Stark?" Self-sacrificing: The young man who has $10 a week and spends twelve to givo his heart's darling an ovoning's pleasure at tho opera. Modesty induced a Quaker couple in Ida county, la., to get married at thrco o'oloek in tho morning, (so that nobody would oomo to the wedding. The Maine people don't stop for trifles in estimating tho cold weather, but say that tho mercury fell one or two "clapboards," as tho caso may be Soito of tho servile sheets of Hoo-Bicrdoin Hoo-Bicrdoin still think "it is unfair to pronounce pro-nounce a verdict in advance on Coltax. They say they "want to sco tho evidence." evi-dence." A Jersey city gent lately had both oars grazed by bullets whilo ho was escorting homo a girl whoso hand was wanted by a rival. A very unhealthy town is that. An Illinois deaf and dumb belle was married last week to a blind bridegroom to whom she has shown her muto ability to bo steadfast during a long engagement. Kansas city is investigating its city doctor for carrying hospital coals to his own bouso and supplying the council coun-cil with cigars by the box and wine by the dozen as hospital stores. A Washington correspondent upoaks of a fashionablo young ledy as "wearing "wear-ing her laces down to her knees." Lord ! Lord I wo never know before that a young lady had any knoos. What next? |
