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Show SPICE. She vt hat Is necessary to get a vorce In this State? He Oct married onkers Stilu man Murle I think theics a flaw lath Ulumond Mary Well, never mind, dear Miy! It Ian t reul, unysvus. Detroit Fit Press Judge I see that Willie SsselUonhi given up nutomobllliig Fudge When will the luneral U dace Baltimore Morning Herald. "He nlms to be nn Intellectual actor Will, I should Judge a thinking pa-would pa-would Just suit him -1 hlladelpli Lienlng Bulletin ' I declare," said Mrs Lapsllni 1 hear Ml. Kaspua talk youd think 1 hodn t a hit or faith In human nan Ilea a legufai cllnic'-Chleajo Tn. usie. ' 1 see they are trying lo fish a lot ' coal out of the Merrlmao river whers coal bulge waa sunk ten seursaso. 'That a the kind o placer rninlr thut pays nosvadiyu Cleseland PU" Deald. jHspar W hut are you looklnj so in noyed nliout? Mib Jaspir-I expertel a day1! f' and dldnt get It 'Ihla Is the coo dny out. but she Insisted on stijlr nt home Judge bllhy What a the matter with r" Smith' What me you kicking about! Srnlth-Morso called me a donkey Hclby I see, and you aie beats proving It Boston Transcript The Aunt (visiting) And ho 1st' baby ? Still looking like her auntie' Ruth-No auntie, I don t tMnk f Fnlher snld only yesterday she seentf In gel t.vrr It Hrooklsit Utf Discovering that her preserves In worked the young housewife was twit mortified And I was so careful ' only louf sugar, tool she exclaim11 tenia springing to her eye -Puck. Tall to the Kite Smith I Jo't B Identity ror two whole weeks this i"D rner Jones-How did It happen? Smith-Spent my xaratlon mW'S, wire relitlona where I !".,', known aa Anna husband -out" Dolly News Mrs Nomun- The Punk SBiliW next doot are having a ton of coii llserod Tomorrow morning I " down and scatter on our slden at , let trlmmlnga from that black orj" mine Me cant be left out ot It " wy "-Chicago Daily News, -les my dear.' Mid rwj "tv hen I was a girl II t mTw pride w Ith U8 lo know how to coo v you gils of today seem lo hsr e Interest lit mrh domestic certs Oh, no grandma" replied EM estlne pioudly "oef attnsetner sure Why, liar make Iff l'r kinds nf fdi,el"-Cln. lnt.atlCown.ee tlal-lrlbune Mrs Hlggley-Monder 'h"' niutlt r with thu Belchers I "" ,, (telchor this nflernoon "u tsnuldn t look at me . ,0i Ml M . uton-W hy. "a""!, heard t They huve had ten tons pill Into their cellar thl teu (of Mrs lllggles-Oh. that ejV It 1 knew something had ll" up mightily -Boston Transcripi- |