Show j w aitto EUREKA weekly REPORTER 0 IL BUIS it ed tor and ad maxador Max MaA aror agar shed every friday at euria utah the HuEg nans are acting ver varv south american the fultn of bacolod wants war he will get it a la gen sherman peary is thoroughly co convinced minced thai that a pole is there to be toun foune anyway russia is preparing pre a coup anc ant turkey is in it thanksgiving is corn com ing in g hall caine Is coming to th a coun try but not let it be understood b request before betting on the bogota let s bl ture eure the padilla in it t manned with americans Amer lelis too it has been discovered that hat light king ming will not strike water ater AI alays ays drink dour chaser it now transpires that the boxer are led by a woman and yet they say ay china is backward his Is the football season and in ill consequence sequence on of them the scarcity of coal linearly nearly everyone is 1 icking bicking the duke of marlborough says he will never set foot in america again 1 I 1 lease accept our best thanks what a terrible lot of thinking a man does about himself when he lies law aake ke at night atchison globe the kaiser s tariff commission commissi it has decided that tooth brushes are I 1 luau ua zu nes ries so are soap water vater and towels we can cant t understand how anybody who lives in the climate of new or leans ever gets up energy enough to biot with beet beef going up in germany and already up in ill aberici the cause of vegetarianism never has been so strong it if people would save up all they are saying about coal and put the lan ian in the furnace it would be hot enough what Is this girl strikers in a riot are men to have no rights whatever that are sacred from the other tether sex victory e v ems to have perched upon ithe the banners of both armies in vene azuela and it will wil be necess necessary ry to fight ver I 1 f an iron and steel trust has been formed to operate in china the chinese wall will soon have a coping of barbed wire henry james fitzroy earl of grat graf ton has been declared bankrupt it takes a lot of money to live up to a name like that steamers coming back from bering sea report a poor catch of seals now ef of course your wife will insist on a new ew sack of skin shin fire pat to flight a wedding party in jn hoboken probably there hadrit t been one in the bouse house for so long that the bride got scared seared peary says that the pole can be reached by a sufficient outlay of money vioney but just now pierpont mor gan doesn doean t need the pole in his busl less efrench A french scientist has discovered that a man may be alive long after his heart has ceased to beat true too our banker binker Is that sort of a man fears are entertained on this side of the water that count boni de cas bellane will get scratched in some of those french duels resulting from zola 8 death nearly sixty thousand italians emi grated to argentina last year the glad sound of the street piano is ably cheering the people of th t far off ff land today to day some wise observer has discovered that close proximity to electric lights will cause baldness how this would interest the prophet ellsha elisha and the late julius caesar pullman porters have formed an anti tipping association it is high time measures were taken to check the practice of forcing tips on a worthy and unassuming class of clatl tens zens after fifty six years of married lle we a chicago couple advise their friends to remain single the surprise of the matter is that they managed to live together for fiftysix fifty six years in the windy city A texas professor probes or anno announces unco that he has reduced the production of poetry to a chemical formula had he reduced it to an irreducible mini mum he would have done still better A quaker city court has declared that craps is not a game of chance neither is a brace game of faro fare nor poker when played bf b professionals fortunately the crown prince of slam is pleased with the united states army thus we are relieved cf of the necessity of reorganizing it A IV 4 |