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Show .: MUSIC HATH ITS CHARMS. The Leader Keats a Ha-ty Quickstep with an Allegro Movement, From Snmlay's Dully. "The J street musical club is all gone to smash" exclaimed a man on the street yesterday. 'Tlow is that'.'" ijuorred a man Well posted in muical circles. "Well, ou see it happened like this: Sop,e tune since a man by the name of Lain.'t came to 1'rovo and engaged ith a cert am jeweler of this city as an en travel-and soon after caine another eenius in the shape of a first class. A No. 1 p hot ogivpiier and all around "smart Aleck" musician, givn g his name as Froii ssor Noe. lie hired out to a certain cer-tain photographer of t h is city and after assisting this gentleman for a while he undeitook to ti ach him a new svsteni of photography which would take the j world by st'oiin. 'Ihe photographer,, although a man of considerable ex per-: ieiice.look this bait n h sucker and or- , dered a huge bill of goods for the gentleman. gen-tleman. "In the meantime the Professor s musical mus-ical taieid w a- getting the best ot him .and In concluded something must be .done oi he would "bust." So the upshot of it all wi's that the .1 street musical :lub was formed with Lamont the engraver, en-graver, as manager and Prof. Noe musical mus-ical director, ihe new club was bent; on causing a revolution in music and adveri ised extensively. The members of the club uid some good talking ami were of h n h-. ar i lo say thai Prof. Noe ! had complete control of the musical : organizations of Salt Lake and Ugden. The lir.-t ball given by the club, how- j ever was a complete failure and it j seemed to have a dampening ell'ect upon the strings of Prof. Noe's banjo, which, by toe way, was the instrument for him. "During this time the photography 'biz' w as not mai-ing very great hetid-way hetid-way and the photographer kicked a little and the piiotographic affections -of the Prof, was transferred to the afore mentioned jeweler who iminedi-. iminedi-. '': ately saw the advaiit- ge of the pro posed new pro.-ts ami 'he oene. lame, .and money it wo id bring him, so he immedui ily sent for a camera and all the p;U; pli -rnalia of a photographic studio, bill be soon learned that he was "in the soup" lor something some-thing over $1"K Professor Xoe realized that he had stayed in I'rovo long enough, and he sighed for greener Ileitis and greener people, and olf he wen', leaving the jeweler and photogr pher to settle )ms bills. So elidelh the career of i hi mv.sical director of this noted club. "Fred Lamor.t, after his scare on Tu'.v 4th, seemeil to sicken of I'rovo and her inhabihihts. so he skipped out. leaving his emrhiyer minus $40, and j thus endeth the career (if the man-; man-; ager." ! "So," said the listener, ' that is the ; reason of the smash in the club. Weii. j that's what 1 expected." |