h THE THE- R Eye Ants r rEye Eye View ViewS S By By MAC MACIt's r Its It's a sneaky Insidious thing extra poundage Youre You're getting getting get get- ting along all right for tor years rears and andro ro than tb n first thing you know youre you're la fat tI I Ii i ti i I h heard ard ft n few tow hints from some of ot my repulsive obnoxious friends but tut of ot course I supposed they were just envious onions of my figure True my el clothes the i I were shrinking but they dont don't make shirt collars and waistbands waist waist- waistbands bands on pants like Uke they used to UNTIL Just jutt recently I I got a a look at myself a as al others otherl I Ilee see lee me me That picture In the 1 paper plainly Indicated a bulge on the tho side of ot my jaw which I looked like I was chewing on ona ona a roll of tarpaper tar roofing I lAnd And so BO I am on a diet This is of ot no no interest to you people who have been skinny all your lives but it seems there are more people peo peo- pie pe watching their weight now leas 11 ever before Im I'm one For 20 years I weighed pounds Then I got up to 1 0 and stayed there a while Meantime I was eating all aU I w wanted of ot everything I am probably the finest st trencherman in this town- town h eh A A whole fried chicken the tho way M MLP LF prepares prepare em s several veral 1 helpings of mashed potatoes es with cream cream gravy the othor other vegetables a final fIal helping of bread and gravy then choco- choco ate to plea pl pie a full With quarter with whipped cream li- li liIV IV T l t nt WM BUDd Sunday Bunday Y dinner Week day meals meala In Ia hi proportion mach m ch less leas No wonder probably that all aUl of lI sadden I full failed d to recognize me me In luthe the the papers 4 j On One On of the most most mOlt charming and lovely ladles ladies I know re ro- sentry lost 15 pounds In six Ix weeks But she did It by chomping on carrots carrota and celery all she ahe wanted This fo far foi trie Ina would be one ono stalk of each i lly Method ethod is Ia not Dot so depressing It 11 1 can eat less than half ot what lv lye Ive b been bean en enjoying and sun still live it sho d knock off s some me weight bet And eo ao I I exercise exercIse by by violently pushing pushing- myself away from the thet t table ble while Im I'm still starved Taint easy eacy 80 60 far after atter two weeks I cant can't see much difference But I J I wont won't get weighed until Easter I Meanwhile Im I'm getting ver very ery I b busty sty from excuse the Army Arm I expression sucking in the gut And I am mean when hen I J am hun huff I gry Ill I'll bite your dang head oft off Mac Mac