| Show THE THE THE- Eye Ants View By By MACIt's MAC MACIt's Its It's a sneaky insidious thing this this extra poundage Youre You're getLing getting get get- et- et ting Ling along all right for tor years and then first thing you know youre you're oure fat fall fallI I hoard heard a few lew hints from some of f my repulsive 0 obnoxious b n 0 x Iou s friends ends but of ot course I supposed i iI I they hey were just envious of ot my figure True my clothes wren ware re shrinking but they dont don't make snake shirt collars and waistbands waist I bands on pants like they used to I UNTIL just recently f l got a look took at myself as AI others see aee me That picture In the paper plainly Indicated a bulge on the time side of my jaw which looked like I wa was waa chewing on ona ona ona a roll of tar paper roofing I IlAnd lAnd And so I 1 am on a diet This is of f no interest to you people who have Lave been skinny all your your lives lint it seems there are more yea pea le to ie watching their weight now than thaI ever before Im I'm one For 20 years I weighed pounds younda Then I got up to and stayed there a while Meantime X J was eating all I wanted of ot everything I am probably the finest trencherman In this town town- ship hip A whole fried chicken the way prepares em several helpings heIg of mashed potatoes with cream gravy the other vegetables a final helping of Dread bread and gravy grayy then choco choco- ate pie a pie a full quarter wIth quarter with whipped cream I That was my idea of a normal Sunday dinner Week day meal in proportion but proportion but not much less I No wonder probably that all of a sudden 1 I failed to tu i me in the papers One of the most mOlt charming I and lovely ladles I know recently recently recently re re- re- re lost loat 15 pounds In six weeks but ut she the did aid u Ie uy I chomping on carrots carrota and celery all she wanted This tor for m d 9 I would be one t stalk lk of each My method is not so depressing It t 1 can eat less leM than half halt of what l' l e been enjoying and still sUll live pit it should knock off some weight And so BO I exercise by exercise by violently pushing myself away from the the lab table Ie while Im I'm still j i i Taint easy So far after atter two weeks I 1 I. I 1 I catt t see nee much difference But Dut I wont won't get weighed until Easter Faster i i j Meanwhile Im I'm getting very i I busty from excuse the Arm Army expression sucking in the gut And I am mean when I 1 am hungry hun hun- gry Ill I'll bite your dang head off oft Mac Mac |
