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Show L So UpAsdliw A man walked into a restaurant and left the door open. A big fat man called out: "Shut that door I Were you brought up in a barn?" The man closed the door, went to a table, sat down, and began to cry. The fat man looked most uncomfortable; un-comfortable; he went over to the sobbing man and, patting him on the- shoulder, said: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings; I only wanted you to close the door." "I'm not crying because you hurt my feelings," was the reply; "but the fact is, I was brought up in a barn, and every time I hear a jackass bray, it makes me feel homesick." |