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Show ?!:i;i!i!!i!iiii::;iii:3:''f::!i!i;i;!!;i;iW Breezy's j Sneezers Lynn Labrum contributed this one: If more than one mouse is mice, and more than one louse is lice. Then you must agree, quite obviously' ob-viously' That more than one spouse is spice. ' B-S How do the birds know when you've just had your car polished? B-S Grace: And you say he doesn't know how to kiss? Peggy: I said he didn't know how to kiss. B-S Schmidt was going to marry a widow. On the day before the wedding, his friend Jones said: "Man, I ccjuld never be a widow's second husband." "Well," replied Schmidt, "it's a lot better than being her first one." B-S Overhear about one of the many coupon contests: "We furnished one entire room of our house on soap coupons." "What about the other rooms?" "They're full of soap." B-S "Who are those people who are cheering?" asked the recruit as the soldiers marched to the train. "Those," replied the veteran, "are the people who are not going." B-S Father: What do you want? Three-year-old (crying): I want a drink. Father: So do I. Now keep quiet. B-S Polite little person: I'm afraid you're in the wrong seat, sir. Burley individual: You've nothing noth-ing to be afraid of, mister, so long as you don't try to move me. Husband: The doctor told me t ' take an occasional drink to stL my' nerves. Wife: I know, but he didn't sav to overdo it and become so start! you can't move. ' B-S Hillbilly: Ain't you the same fella cut my hair last time' Cain't tell, mister, I've onlv hew, here five months. 11 B-S Wife (to husband sneakine in 2 A. M.): Is that you, dear' Husband: It had better be B-S Notice on a small private ferry boat: "Passengers must pay in ad vance as the boat leaks." |