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Show Not His Choice Housewife And are you really content to spend your life walking about the country, begging? Hobo No, . lady, not at all. Many'g the time I wished I had a car. Said the Boss She's a good secretary, sec-retary, alright, but she's clocl eyed. Fisherman's Prayer Oh, give me grace to catch a fish So large that even I In talking about it afterwards' May. neverv need to lie. i- - Bit Exaggerated ' Customer These sleeves are miles too long, . Tailor Well, how much shall I take off? Customer Oh, I guess about a quarter quar-ter of an inch. ' - Neck and Neck Aunt Martha Have you kept up with your studies? Jasper. Yes, but I haven't passed them. Another Thought Mrs. Smith Your husband was certainly cer-tainly brave to crawl under the bed to ;i$ht that burglar. Mrs. Jones Yes, but when he crawled under tlie bed he thought the burglar was down in the kitchen! . The' Life Jasper I wish I lived in Greenland. Green-land. 1 Joan What for? Jasper With a night six months long, it must be wonderful to have a date with a beautiful blonde. "Dirt-cheap" Is no longer a legitimate legit-imate term, for dirt is no longer cheap, It's precious. |