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Show !ERISCOPINr-, KTHE WORLD fij-with fij-with Our Office Boy. UNCLE M O E ON "HOW TO LIVE ' 01, I r.cle Mop , in Hi hills -.Never tuk no Pills rer ill?." Spry an" strong At ninety-four, iTiggero lie's got Ten Mir laore." T' tramp aronn An' hunt an' rapi "Fresh air," he sez, 'Is life - o.vn sap. ' I Scz waler f rm A forest spring I Will r ure th' pou' I Er ennythmg. ,-. nrorkin' hard Fr'm daw :i f dusk Will give a man A berdlhv "husk" "Smile," he sez, Whene'rc j can, Ao' f:n hello f ever;, man Hi idea's right. He said lots more An' proved his words Hes ninety-four. The first drink always has been OBgh in theory but since Juh first fi a fact It Toledo, where all the street cars ate been hied hence to Michigan, irery man is thrilled b two ambl-iScnj ambl-iScnj "getting down ' in ihe morning IU "back" at night The man who went to the conven ta of the American Legion in Minne-ma Minne-ma eicpecting to hear a long whis tad KoU hVLt v.-, ,,. ,mle( t! ,,.,,, Ktoted-even about the whiskers. I Rfteen cents an hour is the arr-: ff Dj ot baptist ministers we are joined. Whew: now some folks isWOrk n Sunday t0 niak thirty 4jBn,i'h minlsler of food has lim- 10 one roonih. Our mother-in-! nwkf-8 us wish we lived In Greal I Clcro.nt.f.au ha8 earned he K 1 NV; xx by 8tat,n win euro the world's ills- 1a canceling machine operator in mtSSSHi , contin11 Putting blots ilr!nafdlmPled Praile from a Pretty UuuS; Cffee lBSte :" swe?1 tte book about the I . S. cSp:?nb,et "nou?h iirT Ul of nr" beer to be a million-C million-C 1 Columbus i8 in Ohio-not SreTp8aUtShat b0-v n a hat ,Kr does the fctk. 1 mak" bim change the feeWiSefProfBOr billing at ir-,,P Jay laborers after W a L" velopes. that 1 rc"t a paying proposition Iclf'T' ROmo PPle p IKhei 8 about handling the Ir 'ct that they , Dfe 'sponsible for debts con- I 'i tracted by a wife who has left their , bed and board, mean a wife who has lert with the bed and boar.l. Some horses could run a mile in two minutes flat, we are told, if h;. tance wasn't so great When a man returns home from a poker game early, he's broke ;md can t borrow. Kicks are hard to get nowadays In I St. Louis, authoriitcs have decided' that it takes 21 quarts of half per cent to produce one. Mr and Mrs J b. Catt of Baltimore announce n1(J engagement oi their daughter, Kitty, to Mr. L B, Maltese The report that Archduke Joseph will be elected king of Hungary doesn t mean much to a people who have1 known Fir-la Kun. So far the penalties for hoarding food have been taken out mostly on the bn j . i g THAT'S FAIR. In Cornwall theiy wns a case Involving Involv-ing the ownership of an cighw day clock. After listening to the evidence the judge said to ihe plaintiff: ' 5 ou get the clork " "What do I get " complained the defendant . amazed. "The eight days, of course," answered answer-ed the judge. . We'd like to know how a dog could suffer a catastroplie WHICH REMINDS US THAT- Most any woman can no eighteen holes on a golf course In i plaid skirt i and a silk Jersey |