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Show SCANT CONSOLATION NEW YORK, Aug. 31 There is a story told of a golfer who made a decidedly de-cidedly high score, but didn't see any use in talking about it to the club professional, who would only prescribe another course of lessons. So said golfer turned to that sharer of all the enthusiast's joys and sorrow the caddie. cad-die. The lad was asked if he had ever seen a worse card. "Why, yes, sir," was the prompt retort. re-tort. "I saw a worse'score than that." "Where? Who had it? I'd like to know. What's his name?" came back the golfer. "It wasn't a him," said tho lad. "It was a her had it." |