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Show WHAT THEY SAID. Said the Burro to the elephant, "Old Scout I'll put you wise. It wont be either one of us That will win the White House prize For the Populists and Socialists, Together will combine With Bryan and Debs to head the list, So beat us down the lino. Then h 11 will be a popin, As it never popt before, And things are going to happen, Worse than any war Bnfore my heart is broken. When they get there with the goods, Its me back to Hoboken. Ano you to take the woods." Said the Elephant to the Burro, '"Now I know, you are an ass," Rv tho trmihlPR that vnn hnrrciTi' That will never come to pass. The stuff that you've been drinking, Has got you off your feed, And I cannot help a thinking, "hat you've eaten loco-weed; It will all come right election day, So bring your own best man, And see mine put him safe away, Among the also-ran In exchange for your 'wise' fiction, I will give it to you square, The party of perfection, Will win the White House chair." E. BIRD. |