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Show "SAFETYGRAPHS" A one arm driver is about as popular popu-lar as a bedbug in the White House. Nobody has any use for him. Except maybe the one wrapped up in the other arm. But one arm drivers make good prospects. For the Docs and nurses to work on after the accident. Or possibly the undertaker to take a whack at. Neverthless, the are entitled to a lot. In some quiet graveyard. Still they're poor prospects for life insurance. They don't live long enough. In some states they can't even get half a driver's license. Half of 'urn don't need one. What they need is a license to pet. Or a windshield installed on the sofa. So they can pet in safety. One father had a bright idea. So his daughter wouldn't be brought home with a busted leg. Or maybe two of 'em. ' So he fixed the porch swing. He put a steering wheel on it. Still he's afraid he might be tempted. tempt-ed. ' A flower pot from an upstairs window win-dow would look like an accident. and another one arm driver would be where he belongs. So he's thinking of adding further improvements. To the swing. Such as a California top. By J. A. Bouford, Utah State Automobile Ass'n |