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Show Way Out of the Difficulty. "Ollicer, what is the charge against these two men?" asked the court. "Disturbing the peace by scullling." "Your honor," piped one of the accused. ac-cused. "We wasn't scrappin'. 1 wua foil in' him 'bout a fight dat de Roos-hans Roos-hans won, an' he sez dat I didn't pronounce pro-nounce de name right. Den I called him a liar, an' den be hit me, an' I hit him back. Dat wuz all. youc honor." "Discharged. But hereafter whec you fellows have a dispute about a foreign name delete it. That's the way the censors do, and they never get hit." Blissful Ignorance. "How much does it cost you to ruiL Ibis yacht, old chap?" "If I knew 1 wouldn't do It." Life. Obstacles. Father What are the relalions between be-tween you and Miss Darlington? Son Her father and mother! |