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Show Truthful Wife. A detective was j raising t ho truth fulness of women. "If war bulletins were as truthful as women," he said, "we'd have a beitcr idea of how tins world struggle is really going. "I remember a case the other day it's interesting in its revelation of woman's truthfulness the case of a husband who had disappeared. "Questioning the wife, I said to Iwr: "'And now. madam, tell me tln is very important tell me what your husband's very last words were when he left?' " 'His last words.' the trui hful creature answered, with a blush, 'were, "For heaven's sake, shut up!" ' " Nothing can he made out of nothing. |