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Show Chatter Box Dear Suzy, One would think that Virgie Broderlck would be more lenient and not so mean about giving any credit. The livestock show handled over $75,000 and she wouldn't even trust them for a sack of potatoes. It seems that when they had the dinner for the buyers and the committeemen com-mitteemen of the show last Friday the men got to hitting the French fries with much gusto and it was necessary for Herman Munster to rustle up more potatoes. The stores were closed and the only place he could think of was Virgie Broderlck as she would have some for the school lunch. Well, he went to Virgie and got the potatoes, but with no money to pay for them, and Virgie demanded de-manded security, so Herman had to literally take the coat off his back and leave it for security and hurry back to the hearty eaters, with the potatoes. Came the rains of Saturday, Sunday and Monday and Herman had to hug the stove all those days as he couldn't venture ven-ture forth without coat. Tuesday he was able to wheedle $2.50 out of the stock show and redeem his coat. Next time they will have to send someone with an honest face. The West Millard Wildlife Federation Fed-eration Is planning Us anual canyon can-yon frolic with the promise of a steak dinner. From what I hear they must feed the steaks to the men raw, with a side dish of Mexican Mex-ican jumping beans, from the actions ac-tions and contortions resulting. Well, they weren'e kidding when thev called themselves the "wildlife!" "wild-life!" I am all for the new Commercial Bank, because in perusing their letters I find that they are transferring trans-ferring checking acounts, savings accounts and all that but nowhere do they mention an overdraft. I am hoping that my overdraft of long standing, will be lost in the shuffle and I will get a nice, new clean checkbook with a lot of blanks in it so that I can get started start-ed building myself a new overdraft They are going to a lot of work in this change, when all I see they need to do is scratch the name off the windows, buy a new desk pen that can be used as a crutch or crowbar, and pile up a lot of counter checks around town. It doesn't seem to matter what the name of the bank is on the other side of a counter check, it will still be used as a scratch pad. Still the helping hand, Toots. |