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Show Naturally Employer Surely, Miss Jenks, you know the King's English? Typist Of course. Whoever said he wasn't? Not So Dumb Teacher Mention 12 animals of lb Polar regions. Student (after racking bis brains)- Six seals and six Polar bears. Welcome Suggestion An old Irishman collapsed in the street and a crowd of neighbors gathered around him, all trying to help and each making suggestions. One, Maggie Riley, kept shouting, shout-ing, "Give the poor man whisky," but little attention was paid to her amidst the excited babble. Then the agonized voice of the Irishman rose above the din: "Will the lot ov ye hould yer tongues and let Maggie Riley speak." |