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Show LOVELY WOMAN. Howe's Aphorisms Aneat Her Charms and Foibles. i A woman is glad afterward when she refrained from saying something mean, but a man. is yarry that he didn't 'ay it. A woman has a terrible struggle with her conscience if she feels that she didn't struggle enough with her husband to get him to church. A woman's letter to her sister is the moat trifling thing on earth. Every woman likes to talk of the "gray monotony" of her life. A woman's idea of a true friend is one who, when she haa company, will entertain the guests and take them down town mornings to give her a chance to clean up the house. it a girl of 16 should give her age as 36 some woman would say, "I know she is older than that." If a girl sees another girl with a dress on prettier than her own she has a teirribly hard time in giving her face a stweet expression. The trouble is that a girl thinks her labor is over when she has won a man's love, and doesn't appreciate the struggle that i coming to keep it. When a woman, helUves everything her husband tells her. her confidences doesn't denote imbecility as much as it denotes extraordinary elevernesa When a guest Jnean't bring- clothes suitable for a big reception in her honor, her hoatesn gets over an awkward awk-ward situation by getting up a tacky party. A mine if a good de-nl lik a woman'? wom-an'? love; nobody can tell what it is worth. E-ery girl demands more credit for her piano plaving than, she in entitled to. No man should give up smoking hi a two cigars a day; it gives his wife such a good excu.uft for extravagance. After a woman passes) ?,0 she should quit talking about hearts, except beef hearts for baking. The propped of going to the poor farm is not se terrible: there never was a poor farm with a piano in it. Ar. Atchison man claim;' that there are not. as many pretty girls here as claimeel. Wer'l, talk about treason! The average girl has only one good dresM in winter, ami changes her clothes by charging the ribbon on her j neck. I As time elapses, the woman folks t who are Wt to mourn elaborate on a man's deathbed scene until it is Slid I he saw angel?. f Women all know bargain?., but men do not; not one man in a dozen krwws a good hat. a good shoe or a good shirt when he sees it. j When church people call for a dona- f tion for a peer family, a woman, is .t hard pressed if she can't find some prize she wen at a card party to give away. |