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Show Y0UN0 LOVE AT THE GROCERY STORE The following account of n newlj-man newlj-man led society young woman placing her first order with n grocer has been cent to tho Oregonlan The Incident Is said to have happened In Portland However, the story will lntinst many loung women, wherever 11 hnpened, Tho oung wife was greeted by the obsequious grocer with n, request to know whut he could have the pleasure of serving her with, and sho proceeded to place her first order as follows- "Pleaso send me up llvo pounds of paralyzed sugar for froatlne." "Ycs'm. Anything else?" "Yes, send niu thico cans of condemned con-demned milk " "YiH'm. What else?" "I want sonu suit. If ou have any that Is fresh You must be sure that It Is nice and fresh." "Yes'm: 1 have some perfectly fresh Just came In this morning. Do sou want anything else, mum'.' I have somo very flna horseradish " "No, I thmktyou. I do not care for any We do not keep a horse " Portland Port-land Oregonlan, o |