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Show OUR QUESTION AND ANSWER DEPARTMENT. Jacob Fleacatcher wants to know if calomel will kill his dog? No, Jake, not if he doesn't eat it. "Anxious" ask about a turkey gobbler which has pip ? Never having suffered personally from either pip or boll weevils, we must ask one of our readers to furnish the information. informa-tion. "Old Subscriber" writes that he has three pigs with ruptures. What shall he do about it? We suggest he kill one and make trusses out of his hide for the survivors. Jim Peters says his mule has scratches on its hind legs. He asks if they will be serious for him? It won't hurt you, Jim, if you leave his hind legs alone. Jessy Darling informs us that her beans have little dark bugs and they worry her considerable. Don't worry, Jessy. The bugs don't. Why should you ? So long as they stick to the beans and keep out of the bed, they ishould cause you no undue anxiety. "Enterprising" wants to know how to kill timber?' Our advice is to try an ax. It has been done that way before. be-fore. Among our Exchanges is a Trade Paper, which we notice this week contains con-tains the following headline: "Tight Barrels Moving Well." Ha! ha! That's more than most of us can do when we are tight. The town marshall called us down last week for going over 8V miles an hour, when the city ordinances in such ease made and provided limit our Lizzy to 8 miles per. Now we know how Balaam felt when the ass spoke to him. Ex. |