Show VISITs WITH EMU BY on time NCE more upon the waters gw and away wrote byron as he slipped the chain of home and sped abroad to italy there to be among new scenes meet new people gain new ideas it Is with pretty much this same buoyant spirit that every man starts on bis his vaca T tion for weeks he has anticipated tt it as his body and his temper jointly chide him for overwork traveling Is tiresome work after the novelty Is threadbare and sightseeing the way vay an american goes at it ham mer and tongs is brain racking he has but two or three or possibly four weeks at his command and he must positively see everything for in all probability he will never revisit the places of interest he Is now fortunate ly viewing day after day he hur ries about up late nights losing sleep eating here drinking there at last he 0 ginop comes home so tired he works a month before he is rested again next year he ha resolves he will take a different sort of vacation he will go to some quiet lake and fish tern tem pera tely another cecle ca cle rolls around and he leaves his off offee ce again for a sylvan retreat wl ere lapping waves sing lul and drowsy winds blow hash besh to the tired brain he finds the place fully equal to his expectation and plans on a campaign of idleness alick he is a fisherman and great strings of fins coming from the lake on the chains of ardent boarders set h s alarm clock for three next morn ing he mist fish early for when it is hot the fish are dilatory the be fore breakfast catch is excellent and a big bite is so promising that he puts in the entire day burning his skin in the sun at night there is a quiet inlet little hop in the dining room or on the piazza and he indulges with the others there is the whist part the concert the trip to town the cat fishing expedition at night and thus it goes one gala round ot of pleasure the mail brings him worry the baby takes sick and the deuce knows what when he gets home he is tired again verily the average man s vacation is the hardest month of the entire year 0 0 0 afra afraid d stubble and fatty and billy and ME mn we were discoursing on ghosts yaster dee deel I 1 as not scared not a tall at thee time later however them ghosts made me klime kilme when I 1 got home and thee darkness came down pa sent me over 2 see mr brown there Is a place on the path that Is yew know thee spot it Is south of thee I 1 lark ark 1 run ill e time and my heart thumped 0 ml I 1 tell you your what I 1 cum hoam on tl ee fly then mother sed they auz no wood a tall bring in a load and be careful don t tall fall ml it auz dark and a thing went A ent past I 1 threw a stick at thee noise but I 1 missed then I 1 backed up in tl ti a e n 2 that pile loading myself in a very short wl ie le ma sed 0 shawl such a load will not do git sticks what a the matter ot of youa you I 1 belleree bell ered then and ml mother she said I 1 lou ou needa t go but its time ter fer your bed P so I 1 skipped oft off an gist jumped ina bed pulling thee comforters over my head all of thee knot a ghost found me there but in the dark they was rats in ml hair n a to fo nd them there in the morning she sed the rats nests they iss is in your head then I 1 sed ouch but anite we shall see e I 1 babble tabby our cat will voll be sleeping with nith me 0 0 00 0 1 he needs her no young man may be confidently expected to use ordinary precaution about matrimonial entanglements when with a girl handy his big toe Is crying out for a female who can darn socks 0 0 0 rag time the man who overrates himself runs out of wind trying to keep up with his personal estimate r A r no wise man will forget to mention ahls wedding anniversary the day it wobbles round no wife ever does u r u during the august days when erces sive heat forbids activity choose a quiet corner and make a list of those christmas presents I 1 u u u raw potato Is good for cleaning old oil paintings A chunk of it will also keep the baby quiet while ma runs across lot to borrow two eggs and a cup of sugar from the neighbor neighbors s willie it fine business tor for soaking the cal cat and rubbed on a wart it will not hurt the wart the least bit ivov iv vv Ae S |