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Show Asthnraa Suweirers: The Perfect Exception Head how AsthmaNefrin won the "Race for breath!1 It makes things easier ' . i. Practice makes perfect, so they say. Exception to the rule they forgot: Up early each morning it does not. Richard C. Swingler I f- 18 day by day. I ill - QUIPS AND QUOTES lAv r AsthmaNefrin starts to work in 4 seconds. "Sometimes I think I married too young. It seems like I went right from homework to housework." Lucille J. Goodyear Every second counts when you're caught by a sudden bronchial asthma attack. An impartial test proved AsthmaNefrin Mist went into action twice as fast as the leading competitor. AsthmaNefrin can deliver medication to lunes faster because no other leading aero- sol is so simnle and easv to ooerate. No fumbline. A single, action is all you need to get relief in seconds. And AsthmaNefrin is smaller, more compact than air-starv- one-hand- Comments Sure to Dampen Parties: "Junior was still awake, complaining about his jaw, when I went upstairs just now. Does anyone know how to tell if it's mumps?" "All of you would like to see those last reels we took of Janice learning to walk, wouldn't you?" "Daddy, how did my pet mice get out of their cage in my room? Have you seen them anywhere?" "Of course, I don't want any of you to feel that your children are inferior, but have I told you about the score our little Archie made on the I.Q. test at school?" "My fruit punch doesn't taste like it usually does. Gladys, which liquor bottle is it that you keep the dog's tick spray in?" Hal Chadwick ed ..... ed uuier ledumg uioriub, oiuiuugii u uenveib the same amount of medication. Ask your doctor or druggist about AsthmaNefrin Mist. Discover for yourself how it wins the "Race for Breath." Now: To help prevent attacks, try the AsthmaNefrin Capsule. 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Let me hear their sweet young voices Singing, laughing, shouting; Let me see their fresh young faces Smiling, thoughtful, pouting. Good and bad, I'll take in stride God bless the little folks. But one request I cannot hide: Spare me, please, their jokes! Komorny "-An- nie "Bill," said his wife, "I'm really ashamed of the way we live. Dad pays the rent. Grandma pays for our clothes, and my brother sends us money for the food. It's a shame we can't do better than that." "It certainly is," responded her husband. "You've got two rich uncles who don't send us a dime." Rea Miller Every artist yearns for hang-up- s. Frank Tyger ve 14-- Now-w- ith A worried society matron was discussing with an expensive psychiatrist her teen-ag- e son's compulsion to steal. "Kleptomania is rather prevalent in our present-da- y society," observed the doctor. "However, early treatment can cure many cases." "It isn't that I think stealing is so awful, Doctor," the mother said, "but he has such D. O. Flynn atrocious taste!" A tycoon type, in a hurry, was miffed at having to wait so long for an elevator. "Where in the world have you been?" he snapped at the operator as he got in. Mister," was the melancholy response, 'where can you go in an elevator?' Harold Heifer KLEENITE Denture Cleanser you can get even older dentures cleaner, brighter faster. Just soaking in KLEENITE gives dentures a cleansing action unsurpassed by any oxygenated denture tablet, paste or powder. Improved KLEENITE has more detergent action; more effervescence; more penetrating power than ever. It surges to every denture surface. Loosens film. The dingier - the denture, the more spectacular the results. Only Kleenite gives you this formula that gets even older dentures cleaner, brighter faster. easy-to-u- Ungues LJ CEEI'Ii nil, atelier se Dentures that fit are essential to health. See your dentist regularly. a 28 Family Weekly, November 22, 1970 |