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Show KRAZY KORNER By Max Keetch The way some men turn out, it looks as if they'd sown their wild oats, harvested the crop, 'sold it, and built a fortune on the proceeds. pro-ceeds. o Junior defined the difference between be-tween enough and sufficient this way: "When mother cuts me a piece of cake I get sufficient, but when I cut it myself I get enough." o Man in a hurry: "Doc, I want a tooth pulled, but I'm in too much of a hurry for you to use an anesthetic." Dentist: "You're a nervy man. Wliich tooth is it?" Man: "Show the doc the tooth that's aching, Junior." o When parents begin to think the kids are sillier than they were when young, someone is getting old and it -could be the parents. o "Roomers are flying," said the moron when the boarding house blew up. o He went into the bar very optimistically opti-mistically and came out very misty optically. o Father: "Son, now that you're out of medical school you will take over my practice. But remember, don't cure Mrs. Plushpockets' stomach ailment. That's what put you through college." o Barber: "Was your tie red when you came in?" Customer: "No." Barber: "Oh, my gosh!" o A wedding bell is a bachelor's curfew. |