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Show Long, Long Ago Diner Are you the girl who took my order? Waitress Yes, sir. Diner Well, you certainly don't look a day older. Be careful of the man who slaps you on the back. He may want you to cough up. Personal "Tell me, Jack, did you marry me for my money or for my own sake?" "For my own sake." Far-Sighted "What made you decide to put off your wedding by two days?" "Well, you see, I reckoned it out thai my silver wedding would come on a Saturday, and I always play golf on Sat' urdays." He Did "I don't believe you know the meaning of the word 'courtship,' " said the designing young woman. "Don't I?" replied the wary young man. "Courtship means running after a woman till she catches you!" |