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Show 1 The doctor told his overweight over-weight patient. "I want to see three - fourths of you at this same time next month." I have heard from reliable sources that in some beauty salons, the talk alone will curl your hair. 1 BOYD PIERCE Some folks will drink to health until they collapse. Sometimes the rejected lover believes that cupid is stupid. Don't talk about yourself because be-cause it will be done by others when you leave. If you can't push, pull. If you can't pull, please move on out of the way. An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. What this country needs is fewer people telling us what this country needs. ; Abraham Lincoln said the Lord preferred common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them. Then there was the glamour girl who told her admirer "there was something about you I liked but you spent it." inflation is the time when you ha e the money to burn and can't afiord to purchase the matches. How nice it would be if all dieters would simply eat the calories allowed instead of counting the calories aloud. The average woman is supposed suppos-ed to have a smaller vocabulary than the average man, but she uses her words more often. Although a dollar won't do as much as it once would, remember re-member hardly anyone else will either. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become be-come well-known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being be-ing recognized. |