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Show The Wedding Guest Whenever you're a wedding guest Be Jolly as you can. Endeavoring your level best To bo a "funny man." Don't get the notion In your head That you were bidden there To see an earnest couple wed And merely wish the pair All peace and Joy along the way That they have Just begun Oh, no! be gay! Remember, pray, A wedding's simply fun. A bride and gToom are often prone To take a sober view Of life and duties like their own. And so it's up to you To counteract this sense of gloom ' With your peculiar mirth. So Just bombard that bride and groom With Jokes for all your worth. Displeasure they, of course, may show At some things that are done; Don't mind them, though; they ought to know A wedding's simply fun. You may begin by throwing rice And shoes, and after that An ancient eg or two are nice And come in very pat. r Of course their cairlaye should be decked With placards weird and queer; T this the bridegroom may object. But bang him in the ear! If after that the silly wight Should still kick up his heels, Explode a stick of dynamite Beneath the carriage wheels. This move will t;tke them by surprise. If it is neatly dor.e. And surely make them realize A wedding's simply fun. Catholic Standard and Times. I |