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Show LIFE WAS TOO SHOET. W. D. Nesbit In the Chicago Tribune. Note A new drug has been discovered. It has been christened "carbonylthiocar-blmiduphenylbensyllhlocarbamlde." "carbonylthiocar-blmiduphenylbensyllhlocarbamlde." Ms pulse was high and his brow was hot; lie shook with chill and bis eyes were red: He hurried lno the druggist's shop. ( 1 And gaspingly und painfully said: "There's something wrong with my sys- tern. Doc. I'm out of gear in a spot Inside. Oh. hurry now. and prepare a dote Of carbonylthio carbimido phenyl benayl thiocarbamide!" ; The drug-gist hustled behind hla case. And ran his eye o'er the bottle rack, From asafoetida down to myrrh. And opodildoc and ipecac. lt'a here, I know." mused the druggist man. Am podophyllln and punk he spied. "Now. where the deuce is that little box Of carbonylthio carbimido phenyl beniyl thiocarbamide ? The patient sank with a feeble sigh. Ana called: "This bother I must regret. If It's not there, you mig-ht substitute An overdose of the alphabet." The druggist asked for the natna tarain: The man essayed It, and then he filed He choked on the thirteenth syllable Of carbonylthio carbimido phenyl benxyl ihlocarbamldar " ' ? |