Show 6 Prison Club Wins in 1st Grid Battle SING SING PRISON PRISON Ossin Ossining in g. g N N. Y Nov 16 As WI-As As 1 was say sayin in when they ordered us back to the cell ceU cellblock block them Ossining state militia softies come in here yesterday with a crazy idea they could play football and nd did our mob knock ck em cm off Are you tellin me The score was 33 to ro 0 O. O and if you think the 33 wasn't us us youre you're cuckoo We played honest football on the level and up-and-up stuff if i you know what 1 I mean We had some nifty nitty heist guys on our side but we turned amateur for the afternoon and went straight playing according to ro Hoyle or whoever wrote the rule book On One of our boys gets a little nervous nervous nerv ous once once and tackles his own team team- mate Some sour grapes gents in the bleachers wanted him put on the spot but jut gee pal everybody makes mis mis- takes That's why were we're in this dump aint it I gets a big kick the way them guards gave all the customers the he o. o o. o before letti letting g them into the prison yard yard yard-I I mean the stadium First the guard would take the customers customer's customers customer's cus cus- tomer's tamers ticket and arid then frisk him for fora a cannon cannon Its It's got so nobody trusts nobody no more You'd be surprised the way No Did he ho our our quarterback quarterback played chisel through them legitimate mugs Hed He'd stand out there and catch forward forward for for- ward passes and then wait until about three of the town boys had piled on his back then hed he'd waddle waddIe down the field just as easy elsy as carr carrying Ing a safe out of a jewelry store Hell He'll make a bum out of ot some of them professional professional professional pro pro- stars when he gets out out out-in in about 25 years Making Maki scores was a cinch for our mob just like e selling a a sucker the Empire State building for five grand Why in the first round we rolls roUs up 13 13 and just to show that wasn't unlUcky unlUcky unlucky un- un lUcky we does another 13 in the second see sec ond inning We lays off in round three and then in the final spasm spasm we shoots a seven Some of our mathematical mathematical mathematical mathe mathe- experts a experts a couple o of gents doing stretches for juggling figures- figures adds the two and the seven and announced it came to 33 Im I'm t Uin llin you They tells me that the gate receipts was which goes to the Ossining unemployment fund to help fellows who aint got no place to sleep or nothing to eat like ve got |