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Show f I . I I A Line o' Type or Two I 1 Fay cc que vouldras. ' ' f BY B. L. T. "German honor will be carried to its grave in the J-4a.1l of Mi rrors," says a Berlin Matt. And carried not an hour too soon, as the neighbors were beginning begin-ning to complain of the snielJ. A Disciple of Burleson. (From the T.usk. "Wyo., Herald.) Postmaster l,euch motored to Orin Junction after supper Tuesday evening:, reluming in time to start disturbing the mail again at 4 a. m. on Wednesday. There is enough beautiful scenery in the smallest New England state to supply the entire midwest. Yet it is necessary to battle at Madison to preserve the strip of woods around Devil's Lake in Wisconsin. 1 Or the Two Johns, Keats and Eunyan. I Sir; Says the Knokman : "Few living men know more of the inner life histories his-tories of the two Georges, Gissing and Meredith." Similarly one might speak of the two Georges, Washington and III; or the two Roberts, Chambers and Burns; or the two Bills, Shakespeare and Thompson. D. W. S. Song. Ah. if thy heart were not so cold, If spring might ettter there, Perchance from out the quickened mold Would leap a violet fair. And if that flower should wake and see Twin sisters in thine eyes, Wouldst thou rejo'e?. or only be Distant as paradise? LAURA BLACKBURN. "Plans for Singing Peace Terms Held Up." Crest on Advertiser. The allies, we understand, objected to the German selection, which was "Deutschland Ueber Alles." , Three Bucks a Week to Start. (From the Quincy Herald.) Wanted A younff man of pleasing personality per-sonality more than 16 years of ae. physically stronp. clean and healthy, and capable of discharging responsibility. He must be honest, intt-llipent, persevering', alert, capa ble of concentration and of pleasing personality. His esthetic sensibilities sensi-bilities must be pnnmwhat developed and his imagination sufficient to enable him to make distinctions. Good pay to the ricrht boy and opportunities for advancement. advance-ment. Apply at once to Kespohl-Moh-renstecher Co. Germany signed with mental reservation, reserva-tion, and may be expected, like our own Apaches, to jump the reservation at any time. Notify the Secretary of the Psychical Research Society. (From the Xew York Times) Warden Frophy stmt for Assistant D1b-trict D1b-trict Attorney Walter Ferris and Coroner Robert P. Jones, who took the wounded mans post-mortem statement. The Philadelphia: Textile Machinery company would "like to be put in touch w'th new problems in dryintr." They will never find a better time than now. Problem of Conduct. Sir (for a change): I was dininc recently re-cently in the home of a lady who In addition to being a notable (short o. plf;ipe) housekeeper is most sensitive. I (1 is covered a in my cons 'mine. Ksteemhig my hosu-ss highly, and not w:shmg to embarrass her. I took my courage in both hands, said to myself, "This is as delicious as an oyster crab." and to The ludy at my right, "Have voti rv-T s-en an von more delightful de-lightful than Vatrlcia f'oiif nge?" Several weeks hitor I was m a group of young people who were discussing war heroes, and I modestly put myself forward for-ward as a real hero, and related the incident in-cident of the . Well, it got back to my hostess She said confidentially, so that it would gt ba-k to nie. that instead in-stead of being a hero I was no Kentie-n Kentie-n an. I am a jersi ent diner-out. She sets a nv st excellent table. What should I do? W. F. Y. T.loyi George Figned with a fountain pen. thus showing h is approval of the Leak of Nations. Getting Rid of the Three-Centers. Sir: May T not ue my hist 3-rnt stamp In tendering yu a double npoincv for (1) rntrU-crlnir nlneo li'17 to Inform yon that Mr. WattH is tho electrician nt f "riPMrll.-. Colo., nnd for (2) informing vou of the matter at nil? JF.ZFHKl,. Will in m Rohl and Uena Punn were married in Aurora, hist week, thus affording afford-ing vou tho oppornmltv to fashion a nurnher of fairly ohvlouF witticisms. Separation. fA It A If it were land, oh. wearv foot could tra vel; If It wero sea, a ship might cleave the . wave; If it werrt Death, sad Love could look to heaven And nee, throuch tears, the sunlight, on the Rrave. Not land, or sea. or Death kept us apart, L!ut only thou, oh, unforgiving Heart. Jf It were land, through plereltiK thorns I'd travel; If tt were .sen. T'd cross to thep, or 'die; If it wptp I 'ea'.h, I'd tear Life s veil asunder That I nihrht see thee with a Hearer eye. Ah, norm of Huso could keep our souls apart, Forget, forgive, oh. unforgiving Heart ! Tho Sober Second Thought. (From the Freeporl Journal Standard.) To whom It may concern. I'.ennrdiiig the not Ice. of not being responsible f.r delits cmt riot cfl except hy mvself, I hereby ounce it and resuino responsibilities responsi-bilities hh before ;i;tih r ii. vki:nit. (iur society editor recently received announcement an-nouncement of an event on "lreel It V, Hh" may In- Interested n the fid lowing, rec'ilvcd by a society editor In ' Jarv: "N'i'h Mr. and Mrs. - - nnd pa rt v h'i d the idea vu re spending Sunday In f'hicago iih tho gucM of their brother. In tlv p:i'-ty were ;i bumhl. Mr. h;is Jm't returned from Franco, Ho Ik a veiv pop'er yoimir m:m ami there Is a bright fiilure lor hlin in l:ir .iiiioni; tho lady.4. Mr. - received Irs gue'it s at the Mori a son hot el, hit ort end them at a mullntee nnd for dinner at llio U'undlawn -f.ro. Mr - - drove his own enr. and ihe trip been a veiv pleHcnl one. enpechilh- to Mh.p -and Mr. - They enjoyed il so much ami overvt hlni;." It's a Conservative Town. Sir: .Imd lamped Ihe following I ei se idgn to the window of a Term Haule barber h: "Trv a hath." Vorv much In the e iier'lmeitt since In Term Haute, one might pulher. A . II. S. The hcnrln's of the dry law lava ii the a ppliea I Ion ou t, This Happens Every Day. Sn : erh-'a i d In a I n-n ver d. pn rt -men) fitore- "I'm- vou luvlMlble hairnets';" "Fb-hiih." -I,et me Hen I hem " ' I :. F. ". The president left Tor home Saturday iiIkI.I. M. V. a. h. Treating Hlin Hough. ( F-om the I ,ale New . ) tle.MUe I'rrk i. H e,1 frle,,,!-. here e-. e-. mllv. He In slouly roi.ah solng. " |