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Show I'jji'jj Three cheers for General Connor 1 :i ij Were there ever such genuine love ;;V'f feasts as Americans can holdi . t - !i j But tlierc is an elephant in this coun- j jl try that Teddy can't brinjx down with r. jjl ono shot. j vjj'.jj Not to be outdone in showing respect. I . ijj'ji for good Saint Patrick, even tho grass ''ji I j was green. i !j Standard Oil may be strong, but pub. ' 1 ' ; lie opinion and .iusticc are a mighty Mi sight stronger, ' m 11 i ' v T-i ; 1 ; 'Don't hobnob with the chump that i p '! ! didn't know it was loaded, or the. fool '! I f that rocks the boat. " - : f the Dcseret News keeps on it ll will -yet be makiug application to be "'jf j: 1 placed on The Tribune's payroll. .'( 'i ' ' lj ii A frenzied Sau Franciscan was sub- 'j f'j " dued only when water was turned on j him. Must have been an anarchist. i ;;j i; That local "Republican" meeting Is f I may not have been so very quiet, but 'fl L i it was nevertheless a family affair. iv ! J i ' v The bogus prophets didn 't like Gen- !' j i! ' cral Patrick Edward Connor; but they , ;:;' ;j can't deny that ho made them sit up and take notice. . . ' ':VA ij President Ncphi L. Morris of the '.(! , 1 Salt Lake stake of Zioii knows how 1! profitable it is to bo an animated i'Mjl " ready lettor writer." Vtiti J ;' And when Colonel Eooscvclt shall ii I return ho will find that the big elc- . 1 . pliant is consort to a number of white- ii . ; washed rhinoceroses, i "Tn jl But it is time for President Brigham ' i'n i -0DCr's -'oinc down out of tho 1 .' clouds. Thero arc a few matters to ijt'ij1 J clean up right hero on the earth, ilill; ' ,' j! ' Paulhan, the French aviator, has ' ; .j'j !jj j been getting twentj'-four thousand dol- "ij : jn j Jars a month for his demonstrations. ;'! ;; ; Sometimes it pays to be up in tho air. j ; jljl 1 Brethren and sisters, -wo will now H '' ' Nil i S'nC" n-nm 00 n'' timpty-stccn, H .'' , , j music by Apostle Ilcbcr J. Grant and ''!jai! words by Apostle "Reed Smoot, "What ; ijH! the hell do T. care?" H 'in!' President Georgo C.Parkinson of the H , jj ' ' Oneida stake will now please arisc-and H 1 j'j h' bear his tcstimon3' to tho beauty of tho H j j ; hierarchical "prohibition" doctrine, as H . '! lj! : pot forth under the IIormou "All-see- H . ' i j ing eye and Holiness to the Lord." H ' ) !i; Uncle Joe Cannon could go a bit fur- H i 'jjj ill theT by saying that not only is it tho H ' I best tariff law that was ever passed, and H :ij '!! tho best Congress that ever sat, but H;,' I "jl'fi iat there is one best Speaker of tho H ' i'lij House that ever smoked a barrel of H ' "i ilj'l' stogies. . H , 'III jl Look along our business streets and Hi ( ; jjj!!' .vou will see enclosures projecting onto 1 ' 'IlliiP s'ewa'ks nt oft-recurring inter- H ' (will II Vnls' w,lcrc tIlc ncvr 'Utlings and im- H ' i'llllrll provements arc being made. Which rc- 1 '"illl i II m'uds you that at those particular B 'lijjllll points the sidewalks are temporarily r'i yif Tendered narrow, necessitating, obsor- '',.1- vance of (he admonition, move up and 'j walk to the right. H - a - will be remembered that uot long Hi.Jf ago The Tribunb gave a partial ac- count of a priesthood meeting of the B Salt Lake stake, in which President Jo- B seph F. Smith urged upon his listeners H. '; tho fac that thero is plenty of good land in Ulab, and especially in the Uintah country. Will tho Jlonorablo William If. Smart now step forward and icll us nil about it ? |