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Show I "For tho congregation of hypocrites shall be desolate, and fire shall consume tho Tabernacles of bribery. They oon-ceivo oon-ceivo mischief, and bring forth vanity, van-ity, and their belty proparcth deceit." Job, sr., 34, 35. Suppose a centipede -were compelled to buy shoos? Pretty near time to bring forth that left-over straw hat. 'March -was a bit inclined to blow over into April's front yard. Even the most ferocious bulldog will flee from the insignificant flea. Woman may bo1 tho weaker vessel, but man is the more often broke. .Toseph I'. has changed it to read, "Tho Lord loveth a cheerful taken" Evidently the indicted packing trust will make every effort to savo . its" bacon. Indians don't sjvear, they say. .When they got mad they just go out arid kill somebodj-. " What is coming right along to thoso Pittsburg city councilors appears to be the worst, to the worst. , Colonel Roosevelt's homeward itinerary itiner-ary would indicate that he is merely hitting the high places. An Enstern exchange wants to know if kissing is unh3'gicnie. Maybe so: but it's mighty 3'um-yumi8u. No, we have not heard that Apostle Grant is to delight the big conference with ono of, his famous songs. What is the use of tolling tho servant ser-vant to be careful to answer the door, when the door never says a word? Naturally tho aeronaut is very afT fentive to his machine, lie doesn't want to have any falling out' wjtk it. A girl has no need to ask her fiance if he has any expensive tasjes,, pro-vided pro-vided he 'says that he is very fond of H hor, fl To the analytical expert there arc H also some wonderful opportunities in H the celluloid marshmallow and the zylo-nite zylo-nite angel food. H Titled foreigners who come over hero 1 to wed appear to be so thrifty 'that H they are able to clip coupons from mat-, H rimonial bonds. H What tho food inspector means to H say is that if dairymen have any kick to make over his restrictions upon milk, H the' should condense it. H When a matt can keep five wives at H the present high cost of living, the H , question naturally arises, where and H how does he got the money? H Doctor Cook is reported to have rc- H turned to New York; which will 'simply H j furnish another cause for continued si- H leneu on tho part of Commander Peary. H A woman always makes tho discovery H , that she has nothing to wcur just at tho H I time she is invited out. Well, it was H I tho same with Eva when she wns in- H vitcd out of tho Garden of Eden. H ProfcBflor Evan Stophcns looks upon H Miss Maggie Tout as a coming second H Nordica; and her magnificent voice Hl seemsto nsfif.y that opinion. Evory Hl Utalin is proud of her, and will doubt less be glad to hoar her sing at tho la bornaelo next Tuesday evening. |