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Show ;j But. 1 ho tithe hunters know no closed won, ; '"A thing of strango shape" the II latest woman's hat - .. Ki The most dangerous gun the one B thai nobody knows is loaded. Notice that there nor now so much bloated boestfulzrese over ''the full din-J din-J uer pail. 'J j Anvway. the rran who declares himself him-self to he a Democrat these days rannot he accused of pessimism. An Ohio minister has declared against church suppers. No doubt he is in favor of eating something wlieu he does eat. It "s useless to promise youngster a reward for being good, when ho knows that he usuallv ''gets his"' for heiDg lad. ' There is a rebellion on in Iceland In ease of open hostilities, cold steel will not be in it with those loner ud point ed ii ieles A dispateb "-ays that hunting iu Af-riea Af-riea is now as tame an affair as shoot-nig shoot-nig rows. How thaf must disappoint Wall si reef! On (ho other hand, the Indies do not wish Congress to so mend the tariff tiis' they will be obliged to darn their old stockings. Apostle firant feels sorry that Apos tie Smoot may not be home for conference; confer-ence; and Smoot feels glad that (Jraiit has cause to feel sorry. England and Germany are determined to have peace, even if they have to bankrupt themselves keeping up with one another in war preparations. Apostle Smoot 'c ''Mouth" is making a name for itself and of such ; character char-acter that it will have no need to copyright copy-right it in order to prevent others from taking it. Apparently the officials of Oklahoma. Hj flre determined th.it those obstreperous Indbms shall promise to be good, or H, -hall undergo i he old-style proeees of Kj being made good. UUm; Congress is to work d "uiil- shift? in Bl considering I lie new tariff bill; but. BSflj what Some industrialist- are foarcng is BSa that in the meantime they will boMriven iho double shuffle It is saw that Bnssis is eliminating lh drum from her army; nnd this move ought to prove to be extremely popular popu-lar with those officers who lire in r un BSftj Man! drp.-id of the drumhead court- J , I 'i It is proposed to mereasp the tariff BBSi duty on hosiery, and he women ?8 H I clubs in Chicago are raising a great row I I over the proposal considering them I selves to be thoroughly competent to ;! .judge whether or noi thy already i oms ! sufh-ieo1y high I Everybody must hm every minute !- I in arranging for the 1 , i National en- 1 equipment to lie held heir- in August. ;f So far, the preparations have progressed splendidly, but we musl keep t the I ' M work in order in make the gathering v-'. fche most successful and glorious ever held. I In preparation for proper reception ' of Apostle Smoot, whenever he shall ap u5li cr' I'ost'e r!lnl 's reported from kjjgji the inside" to be making a careful study of Hie human anatomy; being par-ticularly par-ticularly desirons of avoiding any error Sgftff with reference, to the precise loir.: inn fjjfm oi tho fifth rib. mBBI No one desires to he too harh with MnB wrongdoers of any description; but it does seem as if the most effective cure for black It nndera and kidnapers would be compulsory attendance upon a linl-prayer linl-prayer meeting, with other formal pr.- cesdinga appertaining thereunto, to DC held within lhe State prison walls be i I ween the hours of L0 and S on some black Friday. |
