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Show JOHN D. ON THE SEA, Geo whiz' "What a big thing tho ocean Is Bigger In water than I am ' In oil, Notwithstanding all my toll! At tho same time, it must bo confessed, Tho sea Isn't always quite at rest. Ugh! O-o-o-p! Howovcr, I stretch my eyes To circumscribe Its size, And try to gel Accustomed to tho enormous wet That RiirgCfl all about mc and Must Homewhere touch tho land. But, nay. It gct away With me, By gee.' , 1 never thought there was ao much water In all tho world. And It's such a waste, too! Between me and you, It ought to have been oil. Say. If It had been that. Where would the Standard be at? By gum! Wouldn't It be going some? And John D..-Wouldn't D..-Wouldn't he Havo been 'King 'of tho Sea? Otherwlfle the sea Suits mo About ns well as could have be;n expected. ex-pected. See? W. D. Lampton In New York World. |