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Show PROMINENT- JOKE-MAKERS. Crank Seo how white the umpire 13 getting? Fiend Yes, the bleachers are after him. "By Jove! I saw what appeared to be a two-headed calf, in tho woods." "Oh, one was his girl's head, prob-'ably." prob-'ably." Puck. "Hero comes olo Cap'n Hank." "Huh1 What wuz he evercap'n of?" "You young fellers Is all-fired smart, ain't ye? Dodding Itl thot thar man driv the 'bus up tah the Ocean Kaouse afore ye wuz bawn." Judge. "MIsb May," began Mr. Hoainley, "would you-er-be mad If I were to kiss you?"' "Not necessarily," replied the bright girl, "but I would certainly bo mad to let you," Philadelphia Press. |