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Show However, offenders realize that in the Ipolico court they go against I lie square jDiehl. ' ! j One unt5l uol be misled into thinking ithat King Edward is after milk when j lie goes to C'owes. The high cost of living has departed jtbe realm of theory and become ? "very palpable condition. j ' Besides, why canJl Mr. Smoot, being ja prophet, know just how the political fl Iganie is going lo end? 1 But the biggest joke iD t hat anony- jraous letter affair seems to have been tin calling Violet Black. v After some figuring, it may .he de-(cided de-(cided that the wise virgins were lucky B (not to live in the Standard Oil age. Considerable nerve is required in the Jman to wear the first straw hat of the season; but much more to wear the last. : : j A woman's paper says that the old-fashioned old-fashioned night-cap is again coming into (style. Not in Georgia; just going out, there. An Ogden man is said to make an excellent, living at writing poetry and mending siioes. Musi be a mighty good fl shoe mertTier. They say I fiat this year peaches arc very short, referring, of course, to those Hj which grow ou trees the others being wiusc as tall as ever. i Upon reading Artist Earlc's theory concerning affinities, one would imagine that the man ought lo be able to make a line tabernacle address. i Xot yet. vrc are informed, have the newspapers been requested to furnish stenographic reporters to iakc down ithat Snioot auti-polyganu- speech. Hl t In ("ailing him the "Great Post- Jponer," perhaps Mr. Bryan had in mind iwhal Mr. Tuft would do to the Nc-'braskan Nc-'braskan 's Presidential ambitions. Hj . Governor Hoch of Kansas seems to Hj cbe determined to call a special session fof the Legislature, provoking some pco-jplc pco-jplc to exclaim, "Hoch dcr kaiser!" ! ' Speaking of remarks made by the (brethren concerning, .prospocts "for a I coming American victory here, one need ( not be a prude while hesitating to re- v j Mr. Moffat says that we shall be able 'to ride over his road from Salt Lake 'to Denver in two years. That doesn't ,look much lik'c cutting down the run-ining run-ining time. Althotigli lie almost wrecked his air-'fl'P, air-'fl'P, Mr. AVcllman cables that it is a (rucccss. Meantime lie will come home 'for the winter, leaving the north pole to wait until next 3car to bo discov-ored. discov-ored. Amcricaus really act as if they (thought that Salt Lalcc was to have a population of a quarter of a million in jifivo years and the priesthood are r afraid that Americans are acting just , righl. ! Captain llobson has prophesied that Japan wil attack the United Stales next f February, Prohably with a comic vulen-,tine, vulen-,tine, though; which will leave the cap-ftain cap-ftain something further to say along j'about the first of .pVil. J- Trom the fact that thero is'or is not , i-a curl in the tail of a pig, a New Jcr-leoy Jcr-leoy man claims to be able to accurnely B f forecast the weather. Certain remarks which were addressed to one Doctor Long will soon bo made to resemble- a loving mother's lullaby. |