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Show I Hal Standing pat simply remaining t(cth-Tkinnish t(cth-Tkinnish diet for its numerous lady , members. I lie dessert". wi '. Perhaps, also, many persons would i "h,l not object to eating crow if he rooster j; J be attached. 1 1 j , ' ; Smile, and the world is perfectly will- j) 7.y j "2 to join you provided that you are ' .possessed of the price. k'nlli.1 But" ihe roal in " "ibid oratory," 'the 'illfJp "ews will observe, is that which defies !fm t all the laws of God and men. amf High living prices make ncccssary f Jnrge expenditures for the sustenance Wf7. . tne department of tho interior. ylip; On tho other hand, the prophets flfl - must rC6fc 'Assured that it will not do Bjvg to preach the Lord and play the devil. Bu;$ Remembering the food which must HC' eventuallj bo furnished in cither caso, '1 V it might do to say that all is fare iu mLa 1 ove ani 'Iff I While they say that schoolma 'ams If. ' arc getting scarce, it is not -yet np- !f parent that the small boy is wearing ' any Qvidencc of mourning. If "Can anyone put his finger on an I . issue that Mr. Bryan will stand by?" J asks the Alenasha (Wis.) Record. Cer- I tainly; if you will lake Mr. Roosevelt's Kg" hand off of it. m ifc is claimed that criminals in this j Kjl country are having altogether too much mM rPe; Possibly. But they seem to be continually smoking it, instead of mo- Kf' mentarily wearing it. jHl Mrs. Millionaire Corey says that sh jK left the stage "for good and all." And ft lnis may be a veiled reference to the Krai moral tone of the stage and the cx-tent cx-tent of the Corey bank account. B The, New York girl who complains JKf tnat Rfle cannot live on eighteen thou- I sand'a year may accept our modest sug- )Kt gestion that two are said, to bo ablo to live more cheaply than me. Ml : Probably the account of the Bcve- y ridge wedding in Germany will bo ' compleie, except as to tho answer .which K the Senator will give to tho usual qucs- M ; tions, as cable tolls are vcrj' high. K ETing Oscar of Sweden is appealing , l o hia countrymen in the United V States to return home and help build K UP their own nation. Does his maj- K; egty wish to take away from us the lv ( onlie8fc Pernstrom? S(Y tn view of the fact that, they are all after tho Presidential prize, it; would Eeem that the many prospective candi- i . dales are exhibiting, a somewhat monop- 1. olistic disposition in grabbing at all IX ot ho Carnegie hero medals. Mil- D-e C'rl wlj0 wap T(!Kuue1 from ! drowing at Coney Island is said to j jl i nlve kissei1 Iier roficner. And vcr- ! eilf' likely he is now willing to agree with )W- a. certain minister that there" arc such W things aa "kissing dovils." Jil -A- Voting woman ran all tho way from Wi. ' Kansas City to Omaha in order to ra.- j escape a process server. Without, in- .VjF j' tending to alarm the mombora of his jlR family, there would seem to be a girl wh , who ia after Mr. Rockef oiler Ta heart. I , 'cs; wo must all try to reconcile BE the fact that Tho Hague conference is trying to bring about universal peace, 'Mff; with tho other circumstance that suc- cossfnl submarines and practicablo military mili-tary nirships have recently beeu placed in commission. |