Show THE MISSING MUSTACHE Mayor Thompson Says J C Lynch Made Him Do I Mayor Thompson met with an accident acci-dent yesterday morning I Is supposed that he went to sleep in a barbers chair At any rate his mustache was amputated and he appeared at the city and county building with an upper lip as bare as a Filipino baby When ho went to his office he got the icy glare from the stenographer who asked him who he wanted to see The first visitor I to call shoved a card at him and said Hey boy take this In to the Mayor But the unkindest cut of all unklnder even than the cut by tho barber was when a member of the Health committee com-mittee remarked Aim Mayor clearing clear-ing away the brush to make a new site for the crematory Mr Thompson bore these slights with the greatest fortitude for-titude saying Whats the odd so long as youre handsome Think I look funny do you You ought to see Ijynch Tho barber got next to him too and he looks funnier than both of us put together |