| Show ITUOIOR OF THE DAY I Young man said the elderly party with the big watch chain I laid the first foundation of my fortune by saving street car fare i didnt know you ever drove one remarked re-marked the flippant youth It cant be worked in these bellpunch days anyway any-way Indianapolis Journal Isnt it astonishing bow cheap matches are made nowadays asked the statistical statisti-cal passenger Eef you mean to Insult me sare said the foreignlooking passenger here is my carte I hold myself sare at no less than one million or your American dol laireU Cincinnati Enquirer Young man you should never go to bed owing any man a cent I Where would I sleep fatherDetrolt Nows At the Vaudeville Ferry I wonder what reason they can find for calling that living picture Procrastination 1 Hargreaves Because she puts everything every-thing off I reckon Cincinnati Enquirer BiggsI am so stout that I know exercise exer-cise would do me lots of good Tarns Then why dont you get out and shovel that snow off the walk BlggsThats not exercise thats work New York Truth The Queen of Madagascar smiled bitterly bit-terly After spending thousands In Paris for Worth dresses She paused behind a rocky eminence to got her breath and brush away the mud which had accumulated on an exquisite creation of mauve silk and yellow lace here I am thrown down by the French Biting viciously Into a cake of navy tobacco to-bacco she crawled into a cave and waited wait-ed until the cuirassiers in pursuit had lost themselves in tho jungleLondon Pick MeUp He said his heart went pltapat For her He rhymed of this and that In lilting lines which Love begat She did but laugh But laughter which does last befall Is best they tell us after alL He sold that poem for two dolLars dol-Lars and a half Washington Star |
